Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''

Ch.117 - Girls' Day In!

Balin and his male demon friends, including Blitzø, Stolas, Tex, Moxxie, and Fizzarolli continued their boys' day out at the zoo, after the boy's rare encounter with his first sabre-toothed tiger.

"Are you sure you're alright, child?" Stolas asked him in concern.

"I'm okay, Mr. Stolas." replied Balin. "He was just being friendly, I think."

Tex then sniffed the boy with his ticklish wet nose, making him giggle a bit.

"Yep." he chuckled jokingly. "Smells like that big guy definitely marked himself a BFF."

"Well, thank Satan that son of a bitch was a herbivore." sighed Blitzø.

"Not even close, sir." Moxxie muttered.

"Because I've already got a lot of money riding out on this guys' day as it is." continued the boss, both metaphorically and deadly serious. "If Loona finds out anything happened and he's hurt, lost, or even gone, she will leave me with new holes."

"Or, she could just rip you apart." added Moxxie suggestively. "I haven't screamed at the sight of her doing that for a while."

"Moxxie...!" seethed Blitzø frustratedly. "Will you shut up!"

"Yes, sir."

As the men pressed on, Blitzø stood far behind, keeping his eye out for any more Hellish zoo animals, and/or perverts, on the loose. Good thing he also kept his flints in his pockets, all cocked and loaded for protection, just in case.

"Alright y'all, we're here." said Fizz, as he looked at the photographed zoo map in his robot-eyes.

"Here, where the f...?" Blitzø was about to finish, when Stolas cut him off saying... "Wow..."

Right in front of the gang was a large greenhouse, showing a plaque that said 'A butterfly house, beyond any imagination.' Balin then looked at the plaque, showing a list of the wonderful insects the greenhouse had inside... this week.

"Fairy-flies?" he said in confusion. "Isn't this supposed to be a butterfly room?"

"I... guess we're about to find out." shrugged Moxxie, as Blitzø gently held the boy's hand.

Tex went up to the greenhouse door and pressed one of his ears against it to listen out for any more surprises waiting for them on the other side, and soon nodded to the lads, giving the all-clear for Balin to slowly walk up to the door holding Blitzø's hand.

As he quietly but boldly opened the door, a beautiful sight was seen before the boys' eyes.

The walls of the greenhouse were covered from top to bottom, left to right, with white fluffy wool of some kind. 

Walking slowly inside, the boys looked around at the sight curiously. But before long, as Balin gently waved his hand along the wool, making it change colour with the stroke of his fingers, it began to multiply into little bugs, floating off the walls one by one and flying out the back of the greenhouse, revealing a magic garden before the boys' eyes and making them starry once more.

But something was wrong.

As they exited the greenhouse to explore the garden, the boys had passed a warning sign they forgotten to read and shiver at:

'Beware the 3 Horses'

"Whoa...." the boys went.

"So those are fairy-flies." whispered Moxxie to Blitzø in a trance.

"What the fuck did you say, sorry?" the boss whispered back like he was dying. "I'm a little hard of hearing."

Two fairy-flies then flew out of Blitzø's ears, making Moxxie silently seethe as he showed a wry smile.