Pen P.O.V:
and...Boom! Door dash ordered! Bam! Nice.
I smile, leaning back against my couch. Nothing to do but wait until my food gets here, I have nothing to do that would be productive! Not at all!
...
Okay I should work on that getting out of debt thing...
I grumble, standing up and stretch a bit. Nothing like trying to get out of your million dollar debt while waiting for you overprice dominos door dash to get here! Woo! My favorite!
"Do do do, do do do." I hum to myself, walking over to my desk that is absolutely fucking filled to the brim with junk.
"I need to donate this stuff to good will..." I mutter, sweeping all the junk off with my arm. I open up my computer tiredly, mindlessly scrolling to get to my work stuff.
*Ding!*
Oh shoot! Is it already here!" I smile, jumping up from my seat. It's already here? Hell yeah! Door dash has upped their services!!!
I run quickly over to the door, smiling ear to ear as I open it.
"Hello Benjamin!"
Oh, it's just Golf ball.
"Hey GB, also I told you, just call me Pen." I greet, mildly disappointed it wasn't my door dash. "Well, Penjamin, I have something to question you about!" She says, her voice as raspy as ever.
"Yeah, yeah whatever. What is it?" I ask, annoyed now. She huffs, "Let me speak please!"
I roll my eyes, nodding anyways. "Well, I assume you remember a few weeks ago you had a little friendly get together at your residence, correct?" She asks, glaring at me slightly. I nod, "Yeah, yup, that happened. What about it?" I inquire back, giving a strained smile.
"Well...I happen to find a bit of this!" She says, bringing a vile of purple liquid up to my face.
"Uhm...what the fuck is that...?" I ask, confused as hell. She scoffs, "Well. You're peanut brain of course can't comprehend what this is! But I, being so smart, have already chemically tested it!"
"...and?"
This time, it's her turn to roll her eyes. "AND. I have discovered this liquid is in fact blood!" She says, proudly showing off her discovery. I just stare at her, what...?
"...you just found a vile of purple blood?" I ask, kind of creeped out. She laughs sarcastically, "No! I found a little puddle of it, genius!" She says, as if I'm the stupid one.
I stare at her, confused and honestly a bit creeped out-
"That's...not...creepy?" I say, raising an eyebrow at her. "AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE END OF IT!" She shouts loudly, I cover my ears. "OKAY- Okay, no need to tell the whole neighbor hood..."
"When I tested this," she continues, not even considering what I just said. "I found that it matches no other blood on earth at this given moment!"
I stare at her yet again, really really wishing it was my dominos. "...and you know this...how?"
She scoffs again, "By my secret underground laboratory of course!" I roll my eyes, "Not much of a secret now, huh?"
Golf Ball shrugs, "ANYWAYS! This is very suspicious, and I will get to the bottom of this! Alien life would be a real threat to our society, so I will do humanity a favor by eliminating the threat!" She says proudly, placing both her hands on her hips.
Wait...
Purple blood...alien...fireworks...
Black Hole.

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Together at The Edge of a Universe
Fanfiction- Black Hole is a God from the stars, Tree is a simple man working at a flower shop. Shenanigans ensue. - !!THIS IS MY ART!! !!YALL THIS STORY IS HUMANIZED! H U M A N I Z E D! NO OBJECT HEADS, NO OBJECT ANATOMY, STRAIGHT FLESHY HUMAN!! I just really...