At the I.M.P building...
Loona was in the meeting room with Balin sitting on one of the chairs as he was getting brushed with a pet hair remover, after hiding in her tail during their visit with Tex.
"I know I said you were creative kiddo, but to surprise Tex like that," Loona chuckled. "How were you able to hide in my tail like that?"
"Hmm... can you answer my question first Loona?" said Balin with a playful smirk. "Go for it."
"How did YOU know I was hiding in there?" the boy playfully asked her with his arms crossed.
Loona then giggled at his impersonation. "You weren't hard to spot. I could see those little perky ears of yours poking through the tail." she gave him little tickles behind his human ears, making him squirm a little.
"Alright, hold still now. I've said my piece, now it's your turn." she continued brushing the fur off of his clothes.
"Okay." Balin began explaining. "When we slept together the night you brought me here, I occasionally snuggled into the tail, for real. The fur brushed into my face and I sank into it from time to time."
Loona then rolled her eyes with a smile. "Hmm... people have always wondered how bushy this baby is, now even I can see how." she thought to herself.
"There we go. All done with the brushing." Loona said. "Wait! Isn't there more?" Balin stopped her, feeling soothed by what she just did.
"Nice try, Balin. If I kept on doing this, someone would yell 'naked pup!'" Loona joked, just as Balin started to laugh.
Blitzø then whistled into the room preparing for the work day. "Morning Mr. Blitzo." Balin said kindly. "OH! Remember sport, the O is silent." Blitzø wagged his finger in a fun manner before booping his nose, and then turned to Loona. "Hey Loonie." "Hey." she flatly said to him.
The eccentric imp began writing '2days bizznuss plans' on the whiteboard in big alphabetical letters.
"Sooo, I couldn't help but wonder where you two were this morning." he then stretched down backwards looking at the two.
"We were just on a coffee run Blitzø. Oh, and Tex says w'sup." Loona said texting on her phone. "Tex? That bouncer working for... Verosika...?!" he scraped the whiteboard with his marker on shock. "Yep."
Blitzø then grumbled hearing himself say the name. "Of course, you'd be seeing that dog's hellhound."
"Blitzø... behave yourself. You wanna add another penny to the swear jar?" Loona asked him sternly. "But Blitzø isn't swearing, isn't he?" asked Balin curiously.
"Don't worry 'bout it, Blitzø and Verosika... just have a bad history together." Loona shushed him.
"Yeah kid, it's private. Just like... the O in my name." Blitzø then remembered the reason why made the O in his name silent. It wasn't always like that at first, but we'll talk about that a little later. "Ugh, don't be gross. We've been over this." Loona pinched her nose in annoyance.
"No, really, it is. But the thing is, Balin..." Blitzø then moved closely to Balin's ear. "I used to date a pop-star back in the day."
"He knows who Verosika is, Blitzø." reminded Loona. "He just doesn't know about the dating part yet."
"Well, still, I just wanted him to know to stay away from her." Blitzø replied. "I may have gotten over her a little after that f... party where she bragged about how much she hates me."
"Good job." Loona commended him.
"But who knows what she could do to you?" he continued. "She is a succubus after all."
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