"$200 dollars?!" he said shocked reading his comment section. "i dont care how much money i ever—im not paying $200 to get lung cancer...ill just pay 20. ow!"
his girlfriend chucked something at him from the couch in the room, where she was making their suitcases for a trip they had coming up.
"it was a joke." said vinnie rolling his chair to her and pulling her onto his lap.
"is it?" she said grabbing some packs of zyns from his desk. "one, two, three—four, and a 3 pack so...8. so vinnie saying he wouldnt spend 200, he is lying."
"the issue here is, when youre mad, youre really cute."
she blushed and rolled her eyes. "this is how he always gets out of things. how do i feel about him vaping? um according to him he quit and this is his alternative. and i prefer this a lot more because its more practical. actually the other day we got back from dinner, and we were having...a moment, and his zyns fell out of his pocket and they went all over the place."
"yea but isnt it like you can get that hair tool you like after i get enough points?"
"the dyson? i have a dyson."
"fuck! what will i do with these now?" he said sarcastically and she wacked him on the shoulder.
***
"i got my period!!" she shouted from the other room.
"thank you lord." he said exhaling in relief and kissing the cross he had on his chain.
"im sorry i forgot you were streaming." she said walking in.
"no youre okay." he said wrapping his hand around her waist and reading comments. "irresponsible? yea yea."
"i was 19 days late." she whispered to him.
"19 panic attacks." laughed vinnie. "okay im going to hop off and spend time with my girl."
"no its okay, im going to take a nap."
"and im going to take it with you."
***
"vincent!" she shouted from the kitchen.
"what did i do..." he took out his fingers to count off his chores. "i took the trash out, i did groceries—i forgot to buy pads..oh my god shes coming. hi beautiful."
"youre so sweet." she said giving him a kiss. "the flowers are beautiful."
"aww you saw them?"
"mhm, i love you." she said giving him a kiss on the lips.
"i love you." he said back. "i forgot to buy you pads."
"im not on it anymore." she shrugged. he grabbed her hand and pulled her onto his lap.
"okay well then, bye." he said immediately turning off his game and ending the stream, and kissing his girlfriend.
"vinnie! its been a week, everyone on the stream probably knows youre trying to fuck."
"okay? seven days too many."
