"i decided i wanted to stir the pot just a bit more than usual." smiled fannita into her microphone. "ive previously had vincent hacker, the love of my life, on this podcast. but that was like a year or so ago, and i had alexandra bello, my gay awakening, like also a while ago. anyways how are you guys?"
"im good." smiled alex into the microphone.
"and im better." joked vinnie.
"okay! starting off strong, for those of you who didnt know : vinnie and alex were together for a while, but theyre not anymore! if you couldnt feel the tension." said fannita. "ive been on here multiple times and mentioned that vinnie is a very beautiful boy, but today i have alex...and its all about alex. i recently got asked who was the most attractive person on my podcast : i said alex."
"ouch." said vinnie putting his hand on his chest.
"get in line pretty boy." smiled alex. "thank you my love."
"youve just so effortless like ugh you give me goosebumps! she really like makes me question my sexuality. youre very sexy." squirmed fannita. "vinnie, be honest how often were you dying to fuck her—actually lets just get into it."
they both laughed, they knew this would be an interesting hour.
"i know you guys took a minute to bring your relationship to the public eye : why did it take you guys so long?"
"take the floor." he said to alex.
"to make it a good story but short : vinnie and i met through mutual friends, we started being more than friends." started alex.
"so you guys were hooking up?"
"yea, but we were friends with benefits but i realized we were treating each other a lot like boyfriend and girlfriend. i texted vinnie one day like, i understand that youre enjoying this, i am too, but i cant give you the benefits of romance just because. thats wrong to myself and my self respect. you cant be a girlfriend on a fuckbuddy salary."
"howd you react to that?" asked fannita to vinnie.
"i was really immature about it." said vinnie. "then i told her, im not looking for commitment. she then told me shes not asking me for commitment, she was asking me for clarity, and then texted : do you like me? and i said yea sort of but i dont want to be in a relationship. she told me then we needed to be just friends, my 19 year old cocky self took that personally because ive never been the kind of guy to just hook up with anyone and less casually, so in my mind we were having a great time."