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@yourusername ✓
my bf has 24 hours to expose me in the comments :P
25.3K 💬
@vhackerr : falls asleep literally anywhere
@vhackerr : threw up while getting a breathalyzer
@vhackerr : family restroom
@yourusername : VINCENT
@vhackerr : didn't know what motorboat meant
@vhackerr : masochist in 🛏
@yourusername : count ur days blondie
@vhackerr : will fight me to give rather than receive, she thinks shes dom 😭
@vhackerr : will literally shake her ass anytime she sees her own reflection
@vhackerr : cries everytime she gets mad
@vhackerr : the most gullible person ik i could easily convince her the sky is green
@vhackerr : her nipples are pierced
@yourusername : NO BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS AB THAT EXCEPT U B
@vhackerr : i know ;)
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@vhackerr ✓
my gf has 24 hours to expose me 🤨
44.6K 💬
@yourusername : could literally get sensitive about breathing #cancer
@yourusername : rather shit himself than use a public bathroom
@vhackerr : this is a flex tbh
@yourusername : sobbed watching toy story 4 and still cries if i bring it up
@yourusername : he'll get in the ring again to fight me to be little spoon
@yourusername : talks to me in a baby voice when no ones around
@vhackerr : idk u
@yourusername : asked him what car i should get and he literally sat me down for 4 hours
@vhackerr : proud of ur choice bb
@yourusername : is afraid of car sex? idk
@yourusernsme : his humor stayed in freshman year
@yourusername : copied one of my tattoos
@yourusername : king of exaggeration
@yourusername : screamed because he ran out of confoms💀
@vhackerr : i was having a bad day 😑
@yourusername : "ill send if u send"
