"hi friends, we just got home." she said sloppily walking in, obviously drunk. "vinnie had to pick me up guys, and now hes talking to some random guy on the phone to tow my car. so rude."
"babe, if i dont tow your car then a towing company will tow your car and take it to butt fuck egypt. i rather it get taken home...whats funny?"
"butt fuck." she giggled.
"babbyyyyy" he said lifting her shirt because her cleavage was showing. "what the hell did you drink?"
"okay so, jenny and i were like lets go to this wine bar. we were like since were both ordering a glass, we should get a bottle. and so we finish the bottle and then were like, theres this really good italian restaurant on the same block. we go there, and guess what? its a free bottle included—and damn right because the gratuity was 25 bucks."
"two bottles? youre this fucked up over what 3 glasses?"
"okay, but thennnnn as we were walking back to order an uber and i realize like im barely even tipsy. guess what we see?"
"what?"
"the time. its cinco de mayo! hi babygirl!" she said picking up hera.
"dont spoil her, shes been misbehaving." he said still on his phone.
"i love this pussy." she joked. "what about you vinnie? do you love this pussy?"
he looked up from his phone and laughed, but didnt reply.
"do you guys see how he ignores me?" she said petting hera. "how does my boyfriend feel about me going out? baby, how do you feel about me going out?"
"i dont care." he shrugged.
"he knew how i was before he met me." she joked.
"babe." he said, fixing her top for the 2nd time.
"i trust this shirt. relax." she said kissing his face. "youre so handsome."
"i dont trust that shirt." he laughed and proceeded to go on the phone to describe y/n's car and get it towed to their place.
"when i met my beautiful boyfriend, i was actually on top of a table really wasted—so hes been prepared. right?"
he put up his index finger to show her he was on the phone but finishing up the conversation.
"babe, i need attention." she said honestly and pulling on his t shirt. "im not that drunk."
"yea you are." he said hanging up the phone. she made a quick motion to put hera down almost revealing herself but vinnie covered her right on time. "i need you to take this shirt off."
"sure." she said pretending that she was gonna take it off but he stopped her anyways.
"i mean like put a sweatshirt on." he said grabbing the phone.
"nice boobs. thank you so much i know." she said and he rolled his eyes grabbing the phone so that the camera wasnt on her.
"is it cold?" he said reading a comment and then laughed, referring to y/n's nipple outline being visible. "ive never once seen this woman wear a bra."
"yea you have, like a bikini top."
"does that qualify?"
"or a sports bra. i wear bralettes often." she nodded getting up and walking around the kitchen. "do you want a shot? match my energy."
"no baby, im okay." he said and laughed while she poured him a shot. "i dont want but thank you."
"pussy." she mumbled. "ill take it-"
"fuck no give me that." he said grabbing the shot glass and taking the shot. "i fucking hate vodka. i took a bullet for you."
"take two."
"this is the most y/n thing ever. not too long ago we went to a party—our good friend tara yummy's birthday—and i drove there because we knew we had a flight to seattle the next afternoon. whatd you tell you in the car?"
"im having two drinks."
"and then im talking to two of my boys, and its like 1 am, so im thinking that its time to go because we havent packed and we needed to be at the airport early. i look around for my girl and i cant find her—she was fucking on top of the bar, with a big ass vodka bottle, pouring people mouth shots."
"and i walked that bar like a runway." she smiled.
"whats funnier is that she was missing every pour, so everyone had vodka everywhere minus their mouths. you are the life of the party."
"im literally a circus." she said putting away the vodka bottle.
"your tits are out."
"oops." she said fixing her shirt.
"okay thats enough,were going to bed." he said ending the live video laughing.
