Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''

Ch.37 - Doing I.M.P's Shoppin'

THE NEXT MORNING...

It was the late morning, and the three imps were the only ones in the office after last night's fun at Queen Beelzebub's hound party.

They all sat down at either Loona's desk or the couch in peace and quiet as the crickets, who infested the building as usual, chirped.

Blitzø was still in his hungover phase the most, since he couldn't hear his phone buzzing with urgent messages from Stolas.

"Damn, what a fucking night that was." he moaned groggily.

"I'll say." concurred Millie. "I ain't never kissed a man like that since dating Moxxie."

"Wait. Like how?" replied Moxxie in concern.

"Ah, don't be so worried Moxx." chuckled Blitzø in a brotherly tone. "You were just as lucky with that 'gentle' giant of a hound."

"That one was different, sir." Moxxie protested softly. "She licked all over my face!"

Hearing him, Millie then leaned over and sniffed her husband.

"Ooh yeah, and after all that bathing this morning." she almost gagged. "What was she, a literate dog?"

"Aside from that, if I have at least a few hours without any white noise, that'd be fine." Moxxie then continued. "And before you say, my brain is the one pussing out, Blitzø."

"I feel you Moxx." replied the boss sincerely. "Morning hangovers are what I call a Monday. AND what my toilet calls Judgement Day."

Moxxie then showed a confused look of disgust, while Millie just remained cheerful.

"Anyway, sir... how was your drinking game?"

"Oh Mills. That wasn't a drinking game, but a way of life!" the imp replied with a lot more energy. "In fact... Moxx, come check this out."

Moxxie hesitantly stepped closer to Blitzø as he grabbed his hand, placed it in between his chest and stomach, and began rubbing it along his diaphragm.

"You feel that? Right there?"

"Is that the remaining Beezlejuice sir?" asked Moxxie.

"Nope. That's actually my piss." replied Blitzø with a smug grin. "It already became my piss!"

"AGH! What the fuck?!" exclaimed Moxxie as Blitzø loudly laughed. "That's! Disgusting!"

"Thanks a ton Moxx. You just made my next bathroom break easier." chuckled Blitzø wiping a tear. "This one should be done just before 10 to noon."

"Well you'd better not be shitting me." Moxxie angrily pointed. "Or else, I'll... I'll agree with Loona! I'm not joking!"

"Shhhh." Millie then gave her husband little horn scritches with a soothing look on her face. "He is, hon."

When it came to the OCD-induced imp, his wife was always the gal with a secret touch.

"Ooh, that reminds me." Blitzø then grabbed out his phone to quickly text Loona.

...

AT LOONA'S APARTMENT...

Meanwhile, as her phone buzzed with his message, Loona was fast asleep in her bed with her sharp-fanged mouth wide open and drooling as usual.

Balin on the other hand woke up in his bed in a cute yawn as he opened his eyes, but soon started feeling a little sluggish in his tummy. After digesting all that cotton candy from Bee's party, he was getting his first hangover. Even if it was a kid-friendly one.