Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''

Doing I.M.P's Shoppin'

The next morning...

It was the early morning, and Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie were the only ones in the office after the fun night the entire gang had at Queen Beelzebub's hound party last night. They all sat down at either Loona's desk or the couch in peace and quiet as the crickets chirped, which explained the infestation of crickets in the building.

As his phone was buzzing with messages from Stolas, Blitzø who was still in his hangover stage didn't hear them.

"Damn... What a fucking night that was." he yawned groggily.

"I'll say." Millie concurred. "I haven't kissed any man like that since I started dating Moxxie."

"Wait, like how?" replied Moxxie in shock and concern.

"Ah, don't be so worried Moxx." Blitzø ruffled his white hair in a brotherly manner. "You were just as lucky with that one 'gentle' giant."

"Sir, that's different." Moxxie protested softly. "She licked me all over my face!" Millie leaned over to sniff his face and almost gagged. "Oh yeah! And after all that bathin' this morning. What was she, a literate dog?"

"Aside from all that, if I have a few hours without any noise, that'd be fine. And before you say sir, my 'brain' is pussing out."

"I feel you Moxx." replied Blitzø sincerely. "Hangovers in the morning are what every other part of me calls a Monday."

Moxxie shows a lot of disgust and confusion to his boss, while Millie just remained cheerily. "Anyway... how was your drinking game sir?"

"Oh Mills, it was more than a drinking game. But a way of life!" the imp then replied with more energy. "In fact, Moxx, check this out." Moxx hesitantly stepped closer to Blitzø who grabbed his hand and placed it in between his chest and his stomach. "You feel that? Right there?" he began rubbing his hand against his diaphragm and some swishing sounds in it.

"Is this the remaining Beezlejuice in your stomach?" Moxxie asked. "Nope, that's in my bladder." Blitzø replied with a smug smile on his face. "It's actually my bladder!"

"Oh, what the fuck!" Moxxie exclaimed as Blitzø laughed loudly. "That is disgusting!" 

"Thanks a ton Moxx, you just made today's bathroom breaks easier. This one should be done 10 minutes before noon this time."

"You'd better be shitting me sir, or else, I'll agree with Loona! I'm not joking." Moxxie angrily pointed at him. "Shhhh, oh he is Moxxie." Millie gave him horn scratches with a soothing smile on her face. When it came to panic attacks or mood swings from the OCD-induced bi, Millie was the gal with the secret touch.

"Ooh, that reminds me." Blitzø grabbed out his phone to text Loona. "Oh, listen to your hoe Moxx! I actually am!"

AT LOONA'S APARTMENT...

Meanwhile, while her phone was bursting with those messages from Blitzø, Loona was fast asleep in her bed, and as usual, her drooling and sharp-fanged mouth was open as she snored.

On the other hand, Balin woke up in his bed with a sudden gasp. After taking a few deep breaths, he started feeling a little sluggish. After digesting all that cotton candy from Bee's party last night, he was getting his first hangover, even if it was nearly kid-friendly.

But after a few minutes of lying down, he got up from his bed and decided to make breakfast. So he slowly crept into Loona's room to try and wake her up. He leaned against the doorway trying not to make the half-open door creak, as Loona did have her sensitive hearing and his parents always taught him to be gentle just in case he had to wake up someone hungover. But he only got to do that once since they never drank heavily anymore since they started raising him.