Banana Pancakes

Chapter One

Remus
Sirius

9 July 18:31
Hey there, hot stuff.

Hi??

Don't you remember me?

Mm, no. Who is this?

It's me, Padfoot, from last night. You gave me your number.

Sorry to break this to you, but they gave you the wrong number.

Oh

What kind of name is Padfoot?

It's not my real name, just my nickname

You have terrible taste in nicknames, my friend.

Oh, so now we're friends?

I was just using the expression, you dimwit.

I still think we are friends. We're already at the stage of insulting nicknames.

I think that nickname Padfoot is insulting enough to your ego.
So insulting that it's shattering that poor ego of your's.
And, I can't exactly trust you, you could be a serial killer, or worse, a decent human being.

Ouch. I'll have you know, my ego is very much intact. My record is clear, just so you know (;

Mm.. you're probably some pervert.

9 July 23:05
,.,niCe you,,meet to ooolpooot

Um, wrong number... again.

oHD NOOjh fujick sorerrey m8

fcukk*

fugufk*

FUcukdj*

FUCIIJJK*

Here, let me. Fuck*
I'm just going to go to sleep now. I'm not even sure why I'm letting a complete stranger know this.

10 July 8:47
First off, I want to apologize.

For being drunk off your arse?

How did you guess?

A sober person could not possibly fail at writing fuck as many times as you did.

I wouldn't say I exactly failed.

Whatever you say, Padfoot.

Is there any chance you'll tell me your name?

Not one.

Not even half?

How do I give away half my name?

So, you're willing then?

As long as you figure out how that's possible.

Well, I figured you could tell me your first initial?

Fine. R.

You have given me full access to guessing this 24/7 until I get it right.

Bloody hell.

I'm being serious. Haha.

Okay, is it.. Riley? Regina? Rosie?

I'm not a bird, Padfoot.

Really? Hm.

What's that supposed to mean?

I imagine you're crossing your arms due to how.. cross you are. Lol