James, Sirius, Remus
July 11 1:00
I take back what I said about going to sleep
Sirius?
Please be awake
Please
Hello
Wake up
Wakie wakie
I'm guessing you're asleepWell give me a chance to ACTUALLY TYPE THE MESSAGE MOONY
Oh thank god sorry
Something the matter
and it's fineKinda. I just wish I could sleep for once
Ah I get cha
well m8 try and open a window, or
idk get a glass of warm milk?
I wish I could helpTalking to you helps
1:23
Sirius?
I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable1:46
I'm sorry11:27
Moony!
I'm so sorry!
I fell asleep by accidentIt's okay
Hm I didn't think talking to me of all people would help you
What do you mean?
I mean I'm not the best person
But that really shouldn't matter, you seem good to me
Well according to a lot of other people I'm really not
Well those guys are shitheads and need to fucking shove off, you're not obligated to follow their expectations
I wish it were that easy and damn
What??
Moonster's got such vulgar vocabulary tsk, tsk
Oh like you're any better
I'd like to think I am actually
You're full of yourself
;) you know it
god, I swear you bathe in your own ego
and my own sexiness, don't forget that
oh, of course, how could I?
11:32
PADFOOT
WE HAVE GOT A BLOODY GAME TONIGHT
PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE
PUT IT DOWN
SIRIUS
PUT
THE PHONE
DOWN
NOWfine dickhead
hey, I'm not the one who's glued to their phone
and stop slacking off, we don't want you and Mr. Moons messing up your focushow the hell do you even know about him??
Um well m8 there's this thing called snooping, I do it quite a lot
you twat, I'm gonna tear you apart, I can't believe you went through my phone
:) that's the spirit
you're such a little shit
12:51
Hello? Sirius?14:10
So sorry MoonypooMoonypoo?
A new nickname I came up for you since you still haven't given me your first name
you aren't going to give up, are you
nope, nada
remus
praise all the deities in the entire galaxy, alas!
Sirius stop
never, your name is ridiculous
I know that's why I didn't want to say, but you get tired of random texts about pasta names after a while
you didn't let me finish my sentence: ridiculously adorable
you didn't even have a sentence in the first place, and that's bullshit
oooh, damn remmy's salty today, what is it? a forecast of sass and a chance of PMS?
fuck off, its not PMS just in a bad mood
whats the matter
just pissed at my parents, they fuss about me constantly
maybe it's a good thing?
no, not really its honestly annoying as hell, its suffocating
I always wished for parents who cared, but I didn't know it would seem like that
oh.. Sirius I'm sorry, I don't want to make my problems seem like they're the worst thing
no, no its fine, we have no control over who our parents are, all problems are valid
okay well I have to go talk to you later
alrighty moons
17:18
Remus you back?22:03
I suppose not, I'll try you tomorrow sleep well12 July 11:43
you up?
moony?15:57
Am I bother, or are you just really busy
remuuuuu21:13
I'm trying not to worry, but are you okay?23:39
remus, please answer13 July 5:42
I can't sleep, did I ever tell you I'm an insomniac?
I'll just keep texting you until you answer
It's been an entire day and I realized how much we talk13:22
are you dead16:01
rip moony14 July 00:23
it's been about two days now, where did you go?
remus?
I'm officially worried8:54
well if you ever decide to come back to life, I'd appreciate it if you let me know when that would be15 July 10:34
Honestly, I tried being mad at you
I just don't get what I did wrong
hah listen to me, we have only known each other for barely a week
just nvm forget everything16 July 3:41
why do I get so attached
all you are is a stranger and I'm an idiot
bye remus
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Banana Pancakes
FanfictionTexting AU! Remus gets an unexpected text from a stranger named Sirius Black. Who knows where this will go, because I honestly don't.