Banana Pancakes

Chapter Six

9:17 July 25
Morning moonshine

Uggggggh

Sleep well?

UGGGGH

I slept fantastic, thanks for asking

ugh

Yeah, I totally love dick just as much as you do

Sirius!

Well that got you talking

you're such a twat

Youre gonna have to do better than that

I just feel dead

spoopy, u a zombie now? bc it would be so damn cool if I had a zombie boyfriend

you want me to eat you?

more like, eat me out (((((;

fuck you Sirius, ur the horniest person I've met

hey! it's only a fantasy

you have fantasies of zombies eating you out?

well it's more like forgetting the zombie part and replacing you

SIRIUS

I'm just teasing
or am I

You better be

So what's new Moony-Moo?

Sirius I literally just woke up, how could anything have changed since the last time we talked? As I remember we both were on the verge of falling asleep..

Our friendship has been brought to the next level! That could be a change! how could you not think of something that significant

Friendship, sure

What do you mean?

Nothing just forget about it, when are you leaving again to do that football thing?

The end on this month, we will be gone for two weeks depending on how well we do

what day?

oh the 31st

I shall mark my calendar for when I have to reschedule all my plans since I'll be in a coma due to pure boredom

wth Remus what even

It's just so borrrrring unless I'm talking to you

Really? I thought you'd be doing somethhing more important when I talk to you

nope just watching gossip girl and eating foods that are the definition of diabetes

I stg

what? It's true :P

did u really send me a face from a time before emojis how pathetic

let me live my life sirius

fine fine do what u will u dork

:-)

12:04
are lack of tose in tolerance people against dairy?
do you think five cheeses is a good choice for a lack of tose in tolerance?

where the hell is this coming from

just answer the question

uh.. I don't really think so, why? and did u just say lack of tose in tolerance? Moony it's fucking lactose intolerant and they're allergic to dairy products