31 July 18:07
that was slightly overwhelmingdamn about time you got back, I just boarded and I swear, if you weren't going to text me while on this tight af overnight train, I was gonna falcon punch you
goddamn chill the fuck out bb
bb? Is that what I am to you now?
Don't even try
So are you exciteddddddEh, I guess you could say so, I'm not ready for the many hours of practice and the different foods, I much prefer Ms. Potter's cooking
I bet
I'm not as athletic as you, but I am on a swim teamthinking about you in a fucking speedo is making me think of dirty dirty things
keep thinking, bc that's all you're gonna get
the sass level is quite high today, but fine, I'll just keep my fantasies to myself
you do that
sooooo how was camp???
It was a bit crowded, didn't like the people in my cabin but it's just a camp I've been going to since I was a kid and I decided to be a counselor, the camp brought me out of bad times
That's really nice, I bet you're glad to be home then?
Yeah I couldn't wait to be in my bed
I can't wait to be in your bed either
Shove off u dick
no moonykins
The pet names just keep getting worse and worse
Lol I think they're getting much better
Yes and that's because ur so cocky
cockkkkkky yesss
don't
hm fine, ur a killjoy, you know that?
Shhhhhh
Let's talk about youWhat.. About me?
I wanna know how pumped you are
I'm vvvvvv pumped
So pumped I could jump off this train and just go home bc I'm nervous as fuckThere we go, I knew the tough guy had another side to him
jfc Remus I'm not apart of some gay fanfic where I've got this soft spot, it's not like everyone has just one side, you sound like a teenage girl
Oh oh
lolololol
Hey Siriuswhat shithead
do you play defense? cause fuck, ur so defensive
You know what
What
damn it, you never let me finish typing! I was gonna add onto it but you know what? The dramatic story effect is gone thanks to you
heh not a problem shitface
okay now that's not nice, my face is completely shit-free
so is my head but I didn't complain
wHY are you so annoyingly sarcastic this evening, or whatever it is ur being
in a good mood, that's all
YOU ARE READING
Banana Pancakes
FanfictionTexting AU! Remus gets an unexpected text from a stranger named Sirius Black. Who knows where this will go, because I honestly don't.