Banana Pancakes

Chapter Sixteen

Sirius Remus Lily James

October 30 3:22

Remus
I can't sleep
I just am too excited
You're probably asleep
I'm sort of panicking as well
James is yelling at me to stop shining my phone light
He's such a negative Nancy
Why is he even up you ask?
The guy won't go to sleep
He just won't
He's literally hanging up all the decorations
Just so he doesn't have to do it all of tomorrow
That's stupid
S o  stupid
I mean come on
I won't have anything to keep me occupied!
Everything will go so slow! And the party starts at in 16 hours!
That's so much time between now and then!
I AM GOING TO GO INSANE

October 30 9:21

I'm sure you will live, Sirius
I'm more nervous than excited
Just because I think all the photos I've been in have shown only my good angles
And once you see what creation has given me, you'll just die from my ugliness
And I don't want you to die
Ah, I know what to do
I'm going to dress up and you'll just have to find me
Hah
So that way, I won't have to uncover my face, we will have met
And the rest is history

Or is it?
You're not fucking ugly you twat
You're a hottie
And I'll fuck you
And that's that
And the rest isn't history!
We will be reborn!

That's a bit dramatic

Pfft no it isn't

Yes it is

No it isn't

Yes it is

No it isn't!

Yes it is!

NOOOO

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

NEVER

ALWAYS

NEVER FOREVER

SHUT UP

YOU SHUT UP I AM GOING TO WIN THIS

FINE

OKAY
IM GOING TO GO EAT MY GODDAMN BREAKFAST

THEN GO RIGHT AHEAD

I WILL!

October 30 12:47

Lily, I'm scared woman
I don't know how to even act
My last relationship went haywire because of me
I can't do that to him

Remus, you're thinking too far ahead of yourself love
Things will be okay
Sirius, despite how he acts, is very mature
He's a hopeless romantic and won't admit it to anyone
I know we haven't been as close lately, not since you lived with me for a while
How about I come over anyway since I'll be driving you tonight anyway?

That's sounds good
And yeah.. I've missed seeing you as well
I wish I could just live with you
I'm so glad I'm leaving school in December
I can't wait to get out of this shit hole

Wait you're leaving now?

I might as well
I honestly still have no plans for what I want to do
I was gonna leave at 16
But I thought I'd need these two extra years for a levels or vocational
But honestly I'm done
And I'll be out of here
Perhaps I'll try out uni