Banana Pancakes

Chapter Eleven

24 September 14:38
I'm dying

Why???

This heat wave
I'm dying

So you're out of the hospital?

Yeah and I chose to stay at my friends
but anyway this heat wave

Remus it's fine just some heat

Clearly you're not aware of how hot it is

Actually, I am it's all across the uk right now global warming or some shit

Can that even cause this

Idk just guessing

I'm so stiiiiiickkkyyy and hottttt

(; I'd be happy to make you feel even more sticky and hot

omg no
stop I'm shrilling up like a ghost pepper right now, I don't need to be turned on too

Ooooh so I turn you on

Shh

Fuck yeah, my life is accomplished

Wow that's a very stupid accomplishment

Not when it involves you

Aw how sweet bb
But really I need to live in an igloo
Or do that weird thing where people get ice therapy
I remember seeing someone do it and I was like wtf but I wonder if it works

IKR like who the hell does that it is so fucking weird
but you know what else is fucking weird

What

Not having hot sex with u

I stg ur the God of hormones both appealing and horny
Like 24/7

You know it babe (;;;;;

uck

Oh come on you like it

Do not

Do toooooo

I'm not doing this

doooooo tooooooo

Do fucking not

Mmmmmmm do fucking too sweetie

Ugh just be quiet

But we are texting

Don't be smart with me

You sound like my mother

I see where you inherit your Queen Bitch gene from

I'm gasping

bc ur just so gay

lol ur probably right, I lean more toward u

I sure fucking hope so u twat

Hey hey take a chill pill mate

Okay mate
Fancy some tea mate
Wanna fuck mate
Fight me mate

Okay jfc I get it moony!!!!!!!

I'm not ur mate u shithead I'm ur morethanfriendbutnotboyfriend

And I'm yours
I'll always be yours

Okay now stop right there
Don't do that thing