Banana Pancakes

Chapter Four

[Sirius]

12:17 July 21
ring ring

progresso

bitch

((;

I swear Rem ur a prick

and proud

so guess what

what??

my football team is going across Europe to compete in this huge tourney!

damn I didn't even know you played
wow that's impressive

woah wait wait, what do u mean??

I just didn't picture you as a football player

then what did u picture me as?

well idk actually, maybe as a
but wait hEY
only you really know what I look like
which is completely unfair

I mean.. maybe I can find a decent photo, most are dick pics

wth do you do in your free time, Sirius?

they aren't mine!! well at least some

dear god

I like to explore the nether regions of snapchat
that reminds me! add me: @padsgotlads

I stg this can't be real

but it is, I'm not shitting you

ur so goddamn gay

half gay, I like a little of both
u know, to spice things up a bit

oh yes bc everyone needs a little jalepaño with their sexuality

I mean yeah sure
omfg I'm dying

whyyyyy

ur snapchat! @chocofreak444

stop
I made that when I was young and stupid

*gasp* moony was stupid?!

weren't we all??

probs but hey I gotta go and do some stuff

alrighty have fun 

love you tooooo (((;;;;;

that's no where near what I said

but I bet that's what you meant

you wish

oh come on you love me

don't you have stuff to do?

16:33
scoobOOtY dooooo
Remu got the booty
He scOOBOOTY DOOOOO

100% done with ur fucking shit sirius

damn someone's cold, it ur time of the month?

No

Oh lol well I'm on the underground, hot as fuck

yuck

I saw your snapchat, you okay??

don't worry about it

Remus what's bothering you?

I don't want to talk about it

okay well when you do, I'm here

thanks

no problem (:

11:58 July 22
morning!

someone's happy

yeah... sorry about last night, new meds always fuck up my head for a while

meds?

yeah, it's nothing serious just pills to make my mind work

hm ur not psycho, right? bc when we meet, I'd rather not be killed
actually, I wouldn't mind
Imagining myself on the front cover of a magazine
I can see it now:
"Sexiest Man On The Planet Dies"

you plan on meeting?

well duh
did you not?

I mean I thought about it but I didn't think you'd actually want to

why not?

I don't know, it just seems like I'm not that important
I'm not very interesting so I mean, I'd bore you

you don't know that! and I think you'd be interesting
I mean, even if we didn't talk, I wouldn't mind
I'd just stare at your handsome face

u sure know how to treat a lad

right you are (;
got gay?

for your info, I'm known as THE gay

ooooh title and everything, you're really building urself up
hm what sheer coincidence we both happen to be into guys

I knew this would come

heh come

shut your fucking food hole

my... what??

mouth*

ur strange

well ur stranger

not true

so true

poo on you moons

sure sure but u need to pay up

for what!!

being a prick, I want a photo of you, asap

Jeez calm down! Let me find one first

no pick and go

damn someone's demanding this early morn
(;
how demanding are u in bed

fuck off
picture
now

okay okay
*insert megafine picture of Mr. B*
Remus
Hello
you read the message
answer
I'm getting paranoid

oh, no I'm just
I think I'm 3/4ths the way to being dead
my literal soul is turned on just by ur cheekbones
I didn't even know grey eyes could look so attractive

aw, ur too kind

we both know u love the attention, u whore

u know what, I'm proud of my hoe culture, Mr Noob

whatever you say, ur Royal Hotness