Chapter 40

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Red and Chloe see a poster that says Castlecoming and Chloe jumps up and down.

"Castlecoming is so cool!" Chloe exclaims. "My mom and dad fell in love there. Which doesn't make a lot of sense because the whole story of Cinderella is that she snuck out and she hadn't met him before. Also Fairy Godteen doesn't know how to do magic."

"And why are Jasmine and Aladdin here?" Red asks. "Jasmine's story only happened because she wasn't allowed to go anywhere and Aladdin was a random poor guy who lived on the street and stole food."

"Huh," Chloe expresses.

"Anyway, we have to go to Castlecoming," Red says. "That's where my mom turned evil."

She flashes back to a part of the Headmaster ceremony. Her mom had said this to Cinderella: "Humiliating a girl at her first dance, turning me into a monster in front of everyone. Now, that's just cruel." That supported her assumption that they had to go to the dance to fix everything.

They pretend to be students at the school. They search around the school for their parents and they don't just happen to find them coincidentally. They find Bridget (Red's mom) first because she's roller skating around the halls with cupcakes. Strangely, the halls seem to empty around her.

"Guys they're totally not poisonous this time!" she calls at a group of kids running away. She sighs. A second later, Cinderella (Chloe's mom) runs up to her.

"It's okay Bridget," she says. "They don't all hate you. They probably all just ate a big breakfast." She looks over where Red and Chloe are standing, and they realize they're the only people left in the hallway. 

"I'll take a cupcake," Red says. She kicks Chloe, and Chloe asks for one, too.

Bridget smiles and hands them each a cupcake. Red pretends to take a bite. 

"Woah these are fabulous," she says. Her fingernails turn pink just from holding it.

Chloe isn't as smart and actually takes a bite and her hair turns pink. Bridget silently takes the cupcake back.

"Don't want to eat too much," she explains, gesturing to her all-pink outfit. "I was experimenting a lot."

"Ever since her blue cupcakes, my hair hasn't been quite the same," Cinderella says, touching her blue hair. "I hope it's not genetic."

"Well, Chad has great hair," Chloe reassures her. Cinderella looks at her strangely.

"Why are you so nice?" Red asks Bridget.

Bridget roller-skates really close to ehr and lowers her voice. "You get more with sugar than salt." Then she smiles and roller-skates away.

Then she sings the song and the only complaints I have about this one is Jaladdin for the reasons I mentioned above and Prince Charming just because he's old and ugly and dumb.

Then the villains appear and sing. Captain hook does a weird dance-y thing.

"Look for a hand find a golden hook. Captain of the seas I got 'em all shook."

A green guy appears. "Son of Morgana. Serpentine. Morgie's the name. Better run and hide."

A guy who also ate one of Bridget's blue cupcakes pulls out his phone. "Hades here from the firey depths please leave a message after the beep thank you."

Then a creature with really bad hair shoots out from the background, making weird claw things with her fingers. "Sharp as a thorn I'm Malafacint."

Then Uliana (Ursula's baby sister) arrives. Because I guess Ursula is actually just that one tentacle we saw in Descendants 2. Then they all sing again.

"The sun shines a little more brightly."

"The dark is a little enticing."

"It's all gonna turn out nicely with just a taste of your heart."

"It's likely we'll make it all much more frightening."

etc

Then Uliana picks up a handful of feathers from the ground and eats them. 

"Not very tasty," she remarks. "I need something tasty to eat."

She grabs all of Bridgets cupcakes.

"Hey give that back!" (Cinder)Ella says.

"I don't speak peasant-ician I'm a sea witch," Uliana says. "And besides, I only want the tray."

She drops all of the cupcakes on the ground and just eats the tray.

"Help I'm choking!" she says. When she finishes choking (Morgie gave her CPR) she proclaims revenge on Bridget. Then she stomps away to her secret fish hideout.

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