Defeating Auradon - A Descendants Story

Chapter 5

After lunch, we got our first classes. Mal, Evie, and the other two were in completely different classes than me. It appeared that fairy godmother packed more goodness classes into their schedules than mine, an insult, frankly. Mal was in the class practically all day while Carlos was let out three hours earlier than the others. He pretended not to know me when he passed me waiting for Mal in the hall.

I finally gave up waiting for Mal when it was time for my next class. "Intro to not locking young children in towers" which easily could have been an existing class in Auradon given how annoying the children I've already met were.

When I walked into the class, though, much to my surprise, Prince Ben was sitting up front. He waved at me as I entered.

"Hi Mama G!" he said. When I asked him why he was here, he told me he was required to be in every class in the school. "Belle wants to make sure I have a good education."

I threw a book at him and sat down in the back of the room. The teacher walked in.

"Hello class," she said. "My name's Rapunzel's mom, and today I'm going to tell you why it's bad to kidnap kids." She passed around textbooks that were still warm from the printer.

"Today, we have a guest speaker named my daughter," she said. "She was actually kindnapped by a sneaky old witch who wanted to use her hair for magic powers. Rapunzel? You can come in now." Rapunzel was very obviously wearing three blond wigs stapled together with a backwards hat on top.

"Yo mom! I told you my name's Rappin' Zel now," she expressed. She boogied around the room until she noticed Mama G there.

"Yo Mama G! Your mama kidnapped me!" she expressed. She took off her hat and pulled out a pascal's traignle.

"No Ra- I mean Zel!" Rapunzel's mom expressed. "No hitting people with mathematics!"

"But mom!" Zel said. "Her mama kidnapped me!"

"According to chapter seventeen of the textbook," Ben interrupted, already halfway through the book, "hitting people is bad."

I hit Prince Ben and go to the hospital.