Defeating Auradon - A Descendants Story

Chapter 17

Classes were over so after talking with Audrey, I walked around school then instantly regret it. There are little children running everywhere, and it makes me miss the Isle of the Lost where it was acceptable to throw children in woodchippers. We didn't have electricity, but it didn't matter to us.

They were trying out spells and riding flying ponies and whatnot. There was even a fat rabbit and two birds flying around the school. 

"Guys!" some kid yelled. He was the annoying boy dressed in blue. "Amber's fighting with some princess!"

I followed the crowd, curious to see children fighting. To my surprise, Amber, the girl in the yellow dress from earlier, was standing on a table yelling raps at Audrey.

"I'm Amber the first

Not second or fifth

I'm number one

And you're two hundred and six

Bigger is better

I'm biggest indeed

I might be a child

But you're a centipede

Give me my crown

Put it on my head

If it were up to me

You'd be hung and dead

I'm a jewel and a gem

You're a literal rat

What happened to your face

Or were you born like that?"

Everyone gasped in shock while Amber looked pleased with herself. 

"Go, Amber!" Hildegarde expressed.

Audrey stepped up.

"I'm Audrey the two hundred and sixth

Not second or seventh

I'm number two hundred and six

And you're two hundred and seven

Queen of mean?

I'm a princess teen!

But you're a centipede."

Everyone booed her. Then she said another rap.

"My name is Audrey

Daughter of Aurora

Your dress is garbage

Mine's from Fauna and FLora

You look like a lemon

You're barely royalty

With a skirt that big

You're just pure buoyancy

Your mom is dead

Because you were born

I'll rule a kingdom

While you ride your unicorn

I will murder your-"

Fairy Godmother ran in between them.

"What's going on?" she exclaimed.

"Nothing!" Audrey expressed. 

"Audrey insulted my crown!" Amber expressed louder.

Audrey scowled at her. "All I said was that you have no power here. You have to listen to what I say."

"Amber, as our guest, you're only under the rule of the King and me. However," she looked at Audrey. "As you're Prince Ben's girlfriend and a high-standing member of the school, you are allowed to report any suspicious behavior. Audrey, is there anything you wish to report?"

Audrey shook her head. "No, Fairy Godmother." As soon as Fairy Godmother left, Amber sprang into another rap.

"Audrey? More like Oddrey

You're ugly as your mom

Sleeping Beauty, Sleeping Ugly

You'll be buried not embalmed

I'll chop you into pieces

I don't care what Beast says

I would murder you

But I wouldn't wear breeches

Amber number one

Look at my gun

Bigger is better

And now I am done."

Amber gracefully skedaddled from the room.