Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''

Ch.45 - A Picnic 🧺 and a Show-Up 🎪

The taxi Balin and Loona were riding in from the No-Name Town city council soon dropped them off at the McDonald's where they had lunch last time they were there.

The two hopped out of the car, and Loona tipped the driver with a neutral smile, having respected that he was an elderly gentleman.

She then looked at that McDonald's as the taxi drove away, thinking about the handsome human worker friend of Balin's with a blush on her face.

As the two started journeyed up the hill once again, with Loona holding the boy's hand, she decided to get a little bit cheeky.

"So Balin." she grinned at him. "Is there any exciting grub you wish you'd see at this picnic?"

"Come on, Loona." said Balin playfully. "We shopped for groceries together. You know what we could be having. Chocolate."

Hearing that part made her chuckle with a snort.

"Aww, you little squirts and your candy." the 'booze and meth-addicted' hellhound joked. "At least you have a healthier addiction than I do. Anything else we're having?"

"Let's see... sandwiches with cheese, sandwiches with jelly, sandwiches with Vegemite,"
Loona made a 'bleh!' sound at that, making Balin laugh as he continued.
"Sausage rolls, cupcakes, oranges, Nutella dips, and Cheese-&-Owen chips."

"Whoa, time out there, fatty Jr." giggled Loona again. "Don't you think that's a lot for kids your age?"

Soon, they reached the corner of his old street, giving the hellhound the moment to raise her trickery to the next base.

"What else do we need, huh?" she then teased jiggling her breasts. "What about some... milk?"

"Hmm..." Balin replied. Thankfully he didn't get her joke. "I would like some strawberry milk."

"Oooh. Sounds tasty." Loona then retorted back. "How about some raspberry milk?"

She then ducked into one of the house's bushes to lift his shirt up and give him her beloved raspberry tickles.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Balin laughed. "Loona! That, HAHAHAHAHA, tickles!"

The home owner was a small elderly couple who was watching the football on their arm-couches next to the windows as they read their daily newspaper and magazine.

Hearing the laughter, the husband looked at the two with his reading glasses still on, and smiled seeing this affectionate yet secret moment before reading his paper again.

"Alright, c'mon now, we're not that far." chuckled Loona from the tickles, as she and the kid held each other's hands and walked through the rest of his old neighbourhood.

They soon passed the house which still had the 'For Sale' sign still nailed in the lawn.

"Say hi, Balin." cooed Loona cheekily as he waved to his old house.

As the two went through the shortcut to the park, Balin was surprised to see the IMP gang, along with Verosika, the Goetias, and Tex already set up for the picnic.

The two were right about the snacks they had brought and prepared, as they had the sandwiches, chocolate, and even some Earl grey tea.

"Why hey there, darling." said Millie, as Balin sat between her and Loona. "How'd it go?"

"It went great, Millie." he kindly said. "Loona's like a ninja. She's the best."

Normally, she wasn't used to compliments after a few of them, but this one made Loona blush a little once again.