When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them.
Suddenly guilty of harming him, she brings him to their home in Hell to patch him up, and later on...
The weekend started the very next day, and Blitzø arrived early to set things up for Neptune and Marijiana's orientation training.
He started off by setting the meeting room table with snacks and beverages such as cheese and biscuits, dipping sauces; which he stuck his finger in all of them, and then 12 bottles of beer and booze. He then quickly grabbed a bottle for himself, and placed a bone and some dog biscuits in the stash where no-one could see it. Not yet, at least.
Moxxie and Millie arrived just as the pentagram sun rose and entered the office to see their boss hanging up a welcome banner saying: 'I Am Pee, Ørientation Weekend', with 'ørientation' spelt very poorly.
The couple looked at the banner in disgust. "And that right there is our first impression." said Moxxie sarcastically.
"G-Great job, sir." Millie smiled at Blitzø sympathetically. "Why not add some balloons to go with the fun?"
"Oh Millie, sweet innocent Millie." Blitzø chuckled. "I only get to say that sir." Moxxie interrupted him, but their boss kept on talking.
"That comes AFTER the orientation." he continued, then whispered to himself out loud through his teeth. "If they survive the practical exam."
"I thought cake goes after the orientation." Moxxie then said to him. "So did Marie Antoinette! Now help me with more of these preps!" exclaimed Blitzø, before waltzing into his office for a 'well-earned' coffee break.
Millie and Moxxie got to that right away, sweeping up the carpet and bleaching their tidy weapon stash.
And finally, Blitzø put a sign on their office door saying: 'Closed for _______' and slogan-like words underneath saying: 'Fuck off.'
As he wrote another word 'Training' on the underlines in red paint, Verosika walked towards the door in her favourite faux-fur jacket, along with her posse, and then widened her eyes at the sight.
"Why is that red piss of yours on my territory?!" she growled at him.
"Hey, I'm still undecided." he replied before walking away... from Verosika's office where the sign was still hung.
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A/N: Yes, this part was inspired by one of my favourite comedic moments in 'The Simpsons'.
A few hours later...
With the sign later put on HIS door, Neptune and Marijiana arrived at the I.M.P building in a taxi, and hopped out carrying their handbags over their shoulders.
As they walked over to the office door, they it was gonna be closed for their tour and training, so they had one option. Marijiana knocked on the door anyway, while Neptune stood right where she was, excited as she appeared to be. The great pyrenees hound chuckled a little seeing this cute sight of her girlfriend.
