INSPIRED BY THE 'LOONA THE CARETAKER' SERIES by METALBRONY823:
When the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P) are called in to kill a target from Hell, Loona the hellhound finds a lost human boy snooping on them.
Suddenly guilty of harming him, she...
The next day, Blitzø arrived early to set things up for Neptune and Marijiana's orientation training over the weekend.
He started off by setting the meeting room table with snacks and beverages such as cheese and biscuits, many of them dog ones, dipping sauces that he stuck his finger in, then 12 bottles of booze. One of which he grabbed for himself.
...
Moxxie and Millie arrived at the traffic lights in front of the office as the sun was rising, where they stood next to two tall-as-fuck gorillas.
"HEY STEVE! LAURA!" Millie called out to them. "GOOD MORNING!"
"Oooh-oooh! AHH-AHH-AHH! Oooh!" Steve then let out a monkey shriek that sounded like Curious George.
Soon, Moxxie looked back at the lights, which ironically turned green showing two people hands romantically, ...like a gay couple.
"See that, Moxxie?" teased Millie. "Steve walks to work with his wife."
"You don't know that." scoffed Moxxie with an eye-roll. "For all we know, they'd just throw banana peels on the road, and with a slip and a slide, there they are."
Millie just chuckled at her husband's neurotic humour as they entered the office to see their boss hanging up a welcome banner saying: 'I Am Pee! Orientation Weekend!' with orientation spelt very poorly.
The married imps each looked at the banner with disgust and a giggle.
"...And there is our company's first impression." said Moxxie sarcastically.
"Great job, sir." Millie smiled at Blitzø with energy. "Why not add some balloons to go with the fun?"
"I only get to say that, sir." Moxxie interrupted with a seethe.
"That comes AFTER the orientation." continued Blitzø, before whispering through his teeth: "If they survive the practical exam."
"I thought 'cake' comes after the orientation." Moxxie then said with confusion.
"So did Marie Antoinette!" exclaimed the boss. "Now let's get more of these preps online." He then said cheerfully as he left the office for a well-earned coffee break.
Moxxie and Millie got to work right away, sweeping the carpet and bleaching the entire weaponry room.
Drinking his coffee, Blitzø then put a sign on the office door saying: 'Closed for _' and slogan-like words underneath saying 'FUCK OFF!'
As he wrote another word 'Training' on the underlines with red paint, Verosika walked towards the door in her favourite faux-fur coat with Tex and her posse, and widened her eyes at the sight.
"Why is that red piss of yours on MY territory?!" she growled at him.
"Hey, I'm still undecided, alright?" the imp replied as he walked away... from Verosika's office door where the sign still hung.
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