Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''

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30 minutes after the disaster, Stolas opened a portal back to his mansion with his magic. He ran up the stairs seeing the fallen debris from earlier and burst through the door.

"I came here as soon as Via called!" he said. "Is everyone okay?"

Only Neptune and Marijiana were sitting in on the living room, as Tex was coming out with some chocolate chip biscuits in the shape.

"Yeah, we're safe." he said. "The others are the ones all shook up though. They're just showering up."

"Thank you, good sir." replied Stolas, as he dashed down the hall. A few seconds later though, he peered his head through the doorway to give Tex his pay.

"And, thanks for the housesitting." he smiled at him, handing him the Goetia bucks before he ran off again.

As he wandered up the stairs, he had decided to use his super bird hearing that Balin had once taught him during his first stay with Via. And he could soon pick up which bathroom they were washing up in. It was the bathroom two more levels up.

Once he reached it, Stolas then knocked on the door.

"Nobody come in!" called Blitzø from inside. "There's a female present!"

"Then why are you in there Blitzy?" replied Stolas showing an unamused look on his face.

"Uhh..." the demon prince then opened the bathroom door anyway to show a quietly seething Millie walking slowly towards Blitzø like a predator. All three of them were covered in blood from the fuck-ton of agents they took on to rescue Balin from Stella, the DHORKS, and the Cherubs.

"Oh shit. So, much... " Stolas softly exclaimed. "I-Is Balin okay?"

"Yes and no." replied Moxxie, who was seen washing his blood-stained uniform at the tub with his washboard, which he often used for musical purposes only. "Loona's taking care of him right now. Stella gave his chest one hell of a fuck-up, one harder than Loona ever could."

"Moxxie!" glared Blitzø. "She's your receptionist!"

"MY, receptionist?" replied Moxxie. "Sir, she's 'A' receptionist, who arrives late to do the job she barely has! Unless it's for the kid, but what has she ever done for US then?"

"Been a bad-ass daughter?" replied Blitzø. "Honestly! Why do you all of a sudden love torturing her?"

"Hey, she's always torturing me, on how fat I am! Like that seems to be the only job she does well around here."

"Oh, so you admit you're fat now too?" "...Fucking ASSHOLE!!" Moxxie was about to throw the first punch before Stolas got in between the two.

"Hey, hey, pull yourselves together!" he said. "This is a place of regality. It'll empower no quarrels."

"He's right." interrupted Millie, who got on all fours and shook herself dry like a dog or a hellhound. Or Loona. "What's important right now is how in tarnation that portal ended up in the closet."

"What portal?" asked the owl demon. "Come on. I'll show you." Tex said, as the four followed. Moxxie however fell behind feeling a small dab of Balin's blood on his suit.

"How much blood can a seven-year-old nearly lose?" he groaned in hesitation to himself as he followed the crew.

As he followed them, Stolas looked out the window to notice Striker was missing from the garden.

"Uhh, care to tell me why your cowboy friend is missing?" he asked Blitzø.

"What?!" he gasped. "...I suppose you cannot."