Previously, on Hazbin Hotel crack texting...
vaginatheangel: ...
vaginatheangel: I don't wanna ruin the moment but can someone tell me why velvette is sending me vox-when-alastor-is-in-the-room level freaky messages?
SexyBitchInDrag: WHAT
iMakeitGoBoom: nah this is way more interesting
SexyBitchInDrag: SEND SCREENSHOT SEND SCREENSHOT
vaginatheangel: calm the fuck down, damn
vaginatheangel: gimme a minute
vaginatheangel: here
*insert screenshot of Velvette sending Vaggie 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 texts*
iMakeitGoBoom: the freakiest got to her too no way
SexyBitchInDrag: I aint surprised but like
SexyBitchInDrag: vaggie? really?
vaginatheangel: 😒
SexyBitchInDrag: im just saying... there are better options
vaginatheangel: shut up you furry glorified tooth pick
iMakeitGoBoom: screenshotting
SexyBitchInDrag: this server pmo.
iMakeitGoBoom: gurl u made it 💀
*SexyBitchInDrag muted iMakeitGoBoom for two hours.*
vaginatheangel: Dont abuse your admin powers
*SexyBitchInDrag muted vaginatheangel for two hours.*
SexyBitchInDrag: what was that?
SexyBitchInDrag: right.
SexyBitchInDrag: 🥰
*A month later becuz I haven't made a new chapter in a month*
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SirPrecuous: somebody say something funny
SirPrecious: its depressing up here :(
Adamkiller: uhhh
Adamkiller: why did the vulture cross the road?
SirPrecious: to get to the other side...?
Adamkiller: what no
Adamkiller: to get to the roadkill in the middle of the road for a snack ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪
SirPrecious: oh.
Creepyradiodeer: That gave me quite the chuckle.
CatintheHatbutDrunk: alright Niffty youre taking a nap
Adamkiller: but WHYYYYYYYY
CatintheHatbutDrunk: youre scaring pentious.
Adamkiller: hes fine
Adamkiller: and I am grown woman I do not nap (¬_¬")💢
Adamkiller: WAH NO
Adamkiller: PUT ME DOWN
Adamkiller: GJDJGFHLFHKXZshgdkhggljfgnxs
SexyBitchInDrag: uhm chile anyways so
SexyBitchInDrag: the vees curse spread to velvette
SirPrecious: wdym?
SexyBitchInDrag: she heated af becuz her thumbs got stomped on amd she cant text her moots or doom scroll cuz theyre in giant casts which u can imagine is horrific for someone like her so ts rly got her chopped
SirPrecious: what language are u speaking 😭
Creepyradiodeer: Husker. Translate.
CatintheHatbutDrunk: he said
CatintheHatbutDrunk: shes mad because her thumbs got injured and are in casts, so she cant use her phone
SexyBitchInDrag: 😌
SexyBitchInDrag: husk learns way quicker than al does
Creepyradiodeer: Why is this information relevant?
SexyBitchInDrag: pentious wanted something funny 🤷♀️
SirPrecious: that did make me feel better tbh
SexyBitchInDrag: yay
CatintheHatbutDrunk: do u know who did it
SexyBitchInDrag: nope
vaginatheangel: it was charlie
vaginatheangel: didnt like the way she was texting me
SexyBitchInDrag: wait rly???
Creepyradiodeer: "rly"?
CatintheHatbutDrunk: "really"
Creepyradiodeer: That is so lazy. Just say "really". Why are we shortening words for no reason?
SexyBitchInDrag: ...
SexyBitchInDrag: sybau
Creepyradiodeer: ??????
Creepyradiodeer: @ CatintheHatbutDrunk
CatintheHatbutDrunk: I don't think youd be happy if I told u what that meant
SexyBitchInDrag: anygays
SexyBitchInDrag: was it actually charlie? like fr???
vaginatheangel: yeah i saw her leave and come back
SexyBitchInDrag: im surprised but also not???
SexyBitchInDrag: she gets scary asf when she gets mad
princessofhell: wait what? :(
SexyBitchInDrag: no girlie its a good thing
princessofhell: ig but I dont want to scare You
SexyBitchInDrag: nah its fine just as long as im not the one making u mad 😁
vaginatheangel: real
princessofhell: if you say so
CatintheHatbutDrunk: yeah I dont think anyone wants to be on the receiving end of that
SirPrecious: its actually pretty badass
princessofhell: well u guys are my friends id never get mad at yall :)
SirPrecious: Awh
iMakeitGoBoom: ew why is this so sappy
princessofhell: id give you guys a hug if we were in person
SexyBitchInDrag: a tradegy, im sure
princessofhell: 🫂
SirPrecious: now this makes me veeeeeery happy
iMakeitGoBoom: and im ruining it.
iMakeitGoBoom: MPREG ATTACK
*insert a barrage of images on Alastor pregnant and giving birth*
Creepyradiodeer: WHAT THE HELL
SexyBitchInDrag: WHO MADE THOSE LMAO
CatintheHatbutDrunk: another win for the blind...
princessofhell: 😟
SirPrecious: why is he giving birth in such graphic detail???
vaginatheangel: bitch, again????
Creepyradiodeer: You're getting deleted.
iMakeitGoBoom: wait whay
iMakeitGoBoom: guys why is my pjone glitchinf
iMakeitGoBoom: I was jorking why is he breking mt pone
SexyBitchInDrag: worst typo
princessofhell: ALASTOR NO
princessofhell: shit-
If u made a request about what I can do with this crack storyline please PLEASE remind me in the comments I have shit memory and I dont feel like combing through past chapter comments
YOU ARE READING
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