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Previously, on Hazbin Hotel crack texting...

vaginatheangel: ...

vaginatheangel: I don't wanna ruin the moment but can someone tell me why velvette is sending me vox-when-alastor-is-in-the-room level freaky messages?

SexyBitchInDrag: WHAT

iMakeitGoBoom: nah this is way more interesting

SexyBitchInDrag: SEND SCREENSHOT SEND SCREENSHOT

vaginatheangel: calm the fuck down, damn

vaginatheangel: gimme a minute

vaginatheangel: here

*insert screenshot of Velvette sending Vaggie 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 texts*

iMakeitGoBoom: the freakiest got to her too no way

SexyBitchInDrag: I aint surprised but like

SexyBitchInDrag: vaggie? really?

vaginatheangel: 😒

SexyBitchInDrag: im just saying... there are better options

vaginatheangel: shut up you furry glorified tooth pick

iMakeitGoBoom: screenshotting

SexyBitchInDrag: this server pmo.

iMakeitGoBoom: gurl u made it 💀

*SexyBitchInDrag muted iMakeitGoBoom for two hours.*

vaginatheangel: Dont abuse your admin powers

*SexyBitchInDrag muted vaginatheangel for two hours.*

SexyBitchInDrag: what was that?

SexyBitchInDrag: right.

SexyBitchInDrag: 🥰

*A month later becuz I haven't made a new chapter in a month*

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SirPrecuous: somebody say something funny

SirPrecious: its depressing up here :(

Adamkiller: uhhh

Adamkiller: why did the vulture cross the road?

SirPrecious: to get to the other side...?

Adamkiller: what no

Adamkiller: to get to the roadkill in the middle of the road for a snack ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

SirPrecious: oh.

Creepyradiodeer: That gave me quite the chuckle.

CatintheHatbutDrunk: alright Niffty youre taking a nap

Adamkiller: but WHYYYYYYYY

CatintheHatbutDrunk: youre scaring pentious.

Adamkiller: hes fine

Adamkiller: and I am grown woman I do not nap (¬_¬")💢

Adamkiller: WAH NO

Adamkiller: PUT ME DOWN

Adamkiller: GJDJGFHLFHKXZshgdkhggljfgnxs

SexyBitchInDrag: uhm chile anyways so

SexyBitchInDrag: the vees curse spread to velvette

SirPrecious: wdym?

SexyBitchInDrag: she heated af becuz her thumbs got stomped on amd she cant text her moots or doom scroll cuz theyre in giant casts which u can imagine is horrific for someone like her so ts rly got her chopped

SirPrecious: what language are u speaking 😭

Creepyradiodeer: Husker. Translate.

CatintheHatbutDrunk: he said

CatintheHatbutDrunk: shes mad because her thumbs got injured and are in casts, so she cant use her phone

SexyBitchInDrag: 😌

SexyBitchInDrag: husk learns way quicker than al does

Creepyradiodeer: Why is this information relevant?

SexyBitchInDrag: pentious wanted something funny 🤷‍♀️

SirPrecious: that did make me feel better tbh

SexyBitchInDrag: yay

CatintheHatbutDrunk: do u know who did it

SexyBitchInDrag: nope

vaginatheangel: it was charlie

vaginatheangel: didnt like the way she was texting me

SexyBitchInDrag: wait rly???

Creepyradiodeer: "rly"?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: "really"

Creepyradiodeer: That is so lazy. Just say "really". Why are we shortening words for no reason?

SexyBitchInDrag: ...

SexyBitchInDrag: sybau

Creepyradiodeer: ??????

Creepyradiodeer: @ CatintheHatbutDrunk

CatintheHatbutDrunk: I don't think youd be happy if I told u what that meant

SexyBitchInDrag: anygays

SexyBitchInDrag: was it actually charlie? like fr???

vaginatheangel: yeah i saw her leave and come back

SexyBitchInDrag: im surprised but also not???

SexyBitchInDrag: she gets scary asf when she gets mad

princessofhell: wait what? :(

SexyBitchInDrag: no girlie its a good thing

princessofhell: ig but I dont want to scare You

SexyBitchInDrag: nah its fine just as long as im not the one making u mad 😁

vaginatheangel: real

princessofhell: if you say so

CatintheHatbutDrunk: yeah I dont think anyone wants to be on the receiving end of that

SirPrecious: its actually pretty badass

princessofhell: well u guys are my friends id never get mad at yall :)

SirPrecious: Awh

iMakeitGoBoom: ew why is this so sappy

princessofhell: id give you guys a hug if we were in person

SexyBitchInDrag: a tradegy, im sure

princessofhell: 🫂

SirPrecious: now this makes me veeeeeery happy

iMakeitGoBoom: and im ruining it.

iMakeitGoBoom: MPREG ATTACK

*insert a barrage of images on Alastor pregnant and giving birth*

Creepyradiodeer: WHAT THE HELL

SexyBitchInDrag: WHO MADE THOSE LMAO

CatintheHatbutDrunk: another win for the blind...

princessofhell: 😟

SirPrecious: why is he giving birth in such graphic detail???

vaginatheangel: bitch, again????

Creepyradiodeer: You're getting deleted.

iMakeitGoBoom: wait whay

iMakeitGoBoom: guys why is my pjone glitchinf

iMakeitGoBoom: I was jorking why is he breking mt pone

SexyBitchInDrag: worst typo

princessofhell: ALASTOR NO

princessofhell: shit-

If u made a request about what I can do with this crack storyline please PLEASE remind me in the comments I have shit memory and I dont feel like combing through past chapter comments

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