alastor and angel got beef

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I dreamt that Alastor took Niffty and Husk out and Angel joined but Angel and Alastor only argued the whole time so im inspired

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SexyBitchInDrag: ok stfu actually

SexyBitchInDrag: ur CHOPPED go brush ur teeth

Creepyradiodeer: I'm not aware of what that means because I'm not chronically online.

SexyBitchInDrag: at least I dont have teeth the color of a gold mine

Creepyradiodeer: At least I'm not a WHORE.

SexyBitchInDrag: at least I dont smell like ONIONS everytime I walk in a room

Creepyradiodeer: And smelling like another man's fluids, is better?

SexyBitchInDrag: AND U THINK UR SO COOL FOR TALKIN IN A CRUSTY RADIO VOICE??? NOBODY CAN FUCKING UNDERSTAND U

Creepyradiodeer: You have a sexual innuendo in every other sentence you make. You think people can understand you?

princessofhell: woah woah woah what is going on here??

SexyBitchInDrag: charlie put ur fucking deer in check before I go deer hunting

princessofhell: what???

Creepyradiodeer: I'd LOVE to see you try.

SexyBitchInDrag: BET

princessofhell: nonono NO Angel, NO FIGHTING

SexyBitchInDrag: I cant just let this hoe disrespect me like this

Creepyradiodeer: Poor choice of words, I believe you're the "hoe", in this institution.

SexyBitchInDrag: I OUTTA

princessofhell: okay Angel is right, Alastor you need to chill as well

Creepyradiodeer: Of course, dear. I've been calm this entire time.

princessofhell: okay but I meant chill on the insults

Creepyradiodeer: Insults? I believe I was just stating facts.

SexyBitchInDrag: FUCKING BULLSHIT

Creepyradiodeer: It's almost as if you can't speak without using profanity.

SexyBitchInDrag: i'll stuff my "profanity" up ur fucking ass

vaginatheangel: guys, seriously, quit it

CatintheHatbutDrunk: fr tho, yall are blowing up my phone and I dont know how to turn it off

Creepyradiodeer: Then learn.

CatintheHatbutDrunk: are yall could just... idk. shut up

Creepyradiodeer: Who are you talking to?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: the wall

Creepyradiodeer: You think you're safe just because you're in text?

CatintheHatbutDrunk: erm

(CatintheHatbutDrunk edited message "are yall could just... idk. shut up" to "aight imma go learn")

Creepyradiodeer: That's what I thought.

SexyBitchInDrag: see u cant fucking talk to him like that

Creepyradiodeer: I can talk to my soul however I please.

vaginatheangel: seriously STOP

SexyBitchInDrag: go back to training with yo mama im bout to throw hands at this ugly fucker

vaginatheangel: that was ONE time, Carmila is not my mom

SexyBitchInDrag: suck my nuts

vaginatheangel: ...

Creepyradiodeer: See, have you've yet to prove me wrong?

SexyBitchInDrag: no but I see you still havent fixed ur botched haircut

Creepyradiodeer: And you still haven't fixed your "situation" with your boss.

SexyBitchInDrag: SEE THATS TOO FAR

Creepyradiodeer: I don't have limits.

BigBossOfHellHimself: dude go back into your fucking cave of obscurity

Creepyradiodeer: Excuse me?

BigBossOfHellHimself: you heard me.

BigBossOfHellHimself: blowing up my notifications...

Creepyradiodeer: Mute them. This isn't your battle.

BigBossOfHellHimself: battle? seems to me ur just bullying people

Creepyradiodeer: So? Why do you care? Don't you have ducks to attend to?

BigBossOfHellHimself: ducks are patient creatures! They can wait

BigBossOfHellHimself: a guest of my daughter's is a guest of mine and I wont let u bully my guests

SexyBitchInDrag: i wouldnt say i was being bullied..

BigBossOfHellHimself: shush im tryna help you

SexyBitchInDrag: fine, fucking lucifer is defending me so I guess I cant complain

Creepyradiodeer: Are we serious?

BigBossOfHellHimself: Yup!

BigBossOfHellHimself: actually, I wanted to do this since I got the mod role

(Creepyradiodeer has been muted for 24 hours.)

SexyBitchInDrag: damn

CatintheHatbutDrunk: why did y'all even start arguing in the first place

SexyBitchInDrag: I was yapping and then he called me annoying

CatintheHatbutDrunk: ...really? thats it?

SexyBitchInDrag: yea

vaginatheangel: y'all got anger issues

BigBossOfHellHimself: so does the sin of wrath

vaginatheangel: Yeah that... that checks out

BigBossOfHellHimself: haha

BigBossOfHellHimself: by the way

BigBossOfHellHimself: some of the sins wanna. Come by the server

BigBossOfHellHimself: too busy to come in person but they wanna meet the guests and staff

SexyBitchInDrag: WHAT?

SexyBitchInDrag: never in my afterlife could i have predicted

princessofhell: wait thatd be awesome!!!

SirPrecious: WAIT WHAT

CatintheHatbutDrunk: this aint gonna go well.

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