•~• Hazbin Hotel Server •~•
iMakeitGoBoom: I just heard the freakiest shit from angel's room yall
iMakeitGoBoom: I think Husk's in there too-
vaginatheangel: why do we all need to know?
princessofhell: and how do you know Husk is in there?
iMakeitGoBoom: I heard his freaky ass voice so I know it aint no whimper audio
princessofhell: but I thought he was
princessofhell: uhm
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: snip snip snip BITCH
princessofhell: yes that
SirPrecious: huh
iMakeitGoBoom: neutered
SirPrecious: WHAT
iMakeitGoBoom: I mean its not like blow jobs arent on the table
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: he could be pegged too!!
iMakeitGoBoom: mhm that too
princessofhell: good for them ❤️
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: strap ons too!!!
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: and chains
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: and whips
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: and gags
iMakeitGoBoom: lil bit too freaky for everyone else, niff
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: and bear traps
princessofhell: bear traps...?
iMakeitGoBoom: maybe uh not I dont think they THAT freaky niff slow down
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: so many possiblities... •_•
iMakeitGoBoom: uhm
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: like tranquilizers, spikes, lava lamps, umbrellas, vegetables, rope, cactus, matches, venom, blindfolds, floorboards, jelly sandwiches, glue, whipped cream, jewelry etc
princessofhell: OKAY!! NIFFTY, LETS NOT
iMakeitGoBoom: I NEED to see ur search history cuz what in the freak
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: fine, i'll stop... ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
SirPrecious: everyone here is so horny, i miss it 😔
iMakeitGoBoom: and angel isnt even online to witness it. Too busy getting his nuts sucked off 💔
vaginatheangel: I wish this server wasn't so horny tbh
iMakeitGoBoom: dont act like I cant hear what you and charlie be doing at night. Your ass freaky too 🤨
vaginatheangel: youve heard NOTHING 😒
princessofhell: 😅
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: im working on a new huskerdust fic!! Wanna hear the plot??? ˃ 𖥦 ˂
iMakeitGoBoom: sure aint got nothing better to do
princessofhell: whats "Huskerdust"?
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: its an AU where theyre a married couple and fat nuggets is their kid that angel birthed
iMakeitGoBoom: that Angel what.
princessofhell: whats "au"??
princessofhell: ykw I'll just google (a/n: what would be the hell version of google???)
Creepyradiodeer: Finally, something interesting.
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: so it starts with them as a very happy family but everything changes when husk gambles away nuggs college fund and angel becomes very pissed abt this
iMakeitGoBoom: oh well yeah id be mad too
vaginatheangel: yikes
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: and then becuz hes so mad he goes out and tries to cheat on him with sir pentious but husk followed him and ended up murdering pentious just so he wouldnt get with angel
SirPrecious: wait why am I in this???
iMakeitGoBoom: that escalated quickly-
vaginatheangel: uhm
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: then becuz angel was so traumatized he went to get therapy but husk was traumatized too so to cope he went back to the casino and then gambles away their entire life savings
Creepyradiodeer: 💀
Creepyradiodeer: I'm "dead".
iMakeitGoBoom: wtf is wrong with this husk??? 😭
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: then after angel found out he was so enraged he actually cheated on husk with the therapist this time and then Cherri finds out abt the gambling and the sir pentious murder so she snuck bombs into husks alcohol and then he drank it and blew up
iMakeitGoBoom: HUHHH
SirPrecious: Awh I was avenged 🥰
vaginatheangel: why does he get blown up?!
Creepyradiodeer: HAHA
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: I think after that i'll finish it off with angel getting with the therapist who turns out to be asmodeus and they get married so angel doesnt become broke, but charlie takes nuggs before she doesnt trust him with angel anymore but angel doesnt care becuz he gets asmodeus dick every night
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: I think this'll be great! (✪▽✪)
iMakeitGoBoom: WHY DOES HE GET WITH THE SIN OF LUST AT THE END????
SirPrecious: better question, why is the sin of lust a therapist?-
princessofhell: well, I think its VERY creative, niff!
iMakeitGoBoom: aint no way your okay with that 💔
princessofhell: all art should be encouraged! No matter how violent or... unpredictable it is 🥰
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: I cant wait to write it!! :D
princessofhell: im rooting for you!
Creepyradiodeer: I want to be the first to read it. That's the best laugh I had in a while.
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: you got it, sir!
| 3 hours later... |
SexyBitchInDrag: okay. first of all. cherri, what I do in my room is none of ur business.
iMakeitGoBoom: "oh husk! Go deeper!"
SexyBitchInDrag: dont make me mute u
SexyBitchInDrag: second. what the hell would we do with UMBRELLAS in the bedroom.
SexyBitchInDrag: third. niffty wtf was that story
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: my next masterpiece!
SexyBitchInDrag: third. will there be a detailed smut scene with me and asmodeus at the end?
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: I'll add one just for you!!! I'll leave it out for sir, though, he doesnt like that stuff 🤷♀️
SexyBitchInDrag: fine by me <3
SexyBitchInDrag: husk told me to stop
NifftyTheSwifty!!!!: party pooper :(
YOU ARE READING
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