The Student Council President is WHAT?! (Bakugou Katsuki x Reader)

A Bystander to Bakugou Katsuki's Secret

Bakugou's head felt light going up the dorm steps.

He was still trying to recuperate his soul and you were in the clouds dangling it over him.

"Bakugou, you can't just take off overnight without informing somebody of your location!" Iida stood up in his fleece slippers the minute the devil walked through the front door, nineteen sets of curious eyes breaking their necks for the free breakfast entertainment.

Morning fucking ruined.

"Get off my back! You my keepers now or somethin'?! Where I go ain't any of your fuckin' business!"

"It is when we had an emergency dorm meeting last night and no one could get a hold of you!"

"Yeah, someone's been stealing Sato's special jam!" Kaminari was mad. That delicious jam was for him as much as it was for Sugarman.

"And too many people are getting behind on their chores," Jirou reminded him of the real purpose, Yaoyoruzu beside her pouring herself some breakfast tea and adding, "Someone nearly slipped on some water in the kitchen - "

"It had to be the jam thief that spilled it!" Kaminari wailed before rubbing his arm where Jirou had punched it for interrupting Momo.

"Anyhow," Iida continued, "Because you weren't here to pick your extra chores, Kirishima said he'd share his kitchen duty with you."

Kirishima had a mouthful of eggs, but he was ready to back up his best friend at the mention of his name, "I told you guys he was having dinner with his parents."

"Yeah, I crashed there."

Todoroki had been staring out the window with a cup of tea, turning his head when Bakugou said that, "If you were home, why were you coming from that direction and not the gates?" he asked, pointing towards the path outside that would take them to more dorm buildings.

Bakugou stared back just as intensely, "Now I can't take a goddamn stroll without gettin' interrogated?!"

"And you're wearing the same thing you went out with," Todoroki was spilling anything that crossed his mind at this point.

"How the hell d'ya know that?! I'M GETTIN A RESTRAINING ORDER!"

"You were leaving with two bentos too but I guess you left those at your parents house."

"WHY'RE YOU UP MY ASS BOUT SOMETHING SO INSIGNIFICANT!"

Todoroki spoke lowly, "Are you the jam thief?"

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT JAM?!"

"We shouldn't be investigating Bakugou-kun," Tsuyu ribbited, "I saw him making that dinner and it was curry and rice with a side of fruit."

"You're gettin served a restraining order too, Froppy! COUNT YOUR DAYS!"

Tsuyu and the two other girls at her table giggled, calling Izuku's attention to the whispers the pink head of curly hair in front of him leaned in to share.

"I'm gonna ask Y/N for the deets."

Izuku flushed, a small gasp escaping his lips and the cereal in front of him looked a hell lot more interesting.

Of course, Uraraka and Tsuyu had passed on the news of the ultra secret private relationship that wasn't even all that a secret to their most trusted companion - who they thought deserved to know that his childhood friend, now weirdly respected rival, had a life changing event.

He should've seen this coming - and he had, in a way - not that he'd been especially surprised at the official news when Ochako said it with an amazed voice herself, but more so at the concrete reality of it.