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Birthday Gift

(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Skips are fixing the roof. Rigby taps his hammer a few times. "♪Yo, it's your birthday, I got you a present! Yo, it's your birthday, I give the best presents!♪" Rigby rapped. "You can't rhyme present with present, Rigby." (Y/n) said. "She's right." Mordecai said, and he rolls his eyes. "Psh. Whatever, man. Your birthday present is so great. You don't even know!" Rigby said. "Ha. Ha. Yeah. I'm sure man. Thanks." Mordecai said. "Don't thank me yet. Thank me later tonight when you open it and love it, which I know you will. I gotta use it." Rigby said.

Rigby leaves (Y/n), Mordecai and Skips to go to the bathroom. In the bathroom, Rigby opens the cabinet, finding an item wrapped in birthday wrapping. "Oh, yeah! A perfect hiding place for a perfect gift. Mordecai's gonna love it. I get the best birthday gifts." Rigby said. "Man, I'd hate to say it, but Rigby gives me the worst birthday gifts," Mordecai said. "Really, it sounds like he got you something really good this time." Skips said. "Nah, he never really puts any thought into it. And if he does, they're usually just gifts he gets for himself or (Y/n). It's cool though. I've gotten used to it." Rigby looks at Mordecai and Skips talking with a frown, then has flashbacks.

~Flashsbacks~

"Yo, it's your birthday, I got you a present!" Mordecai opens a Donut World Box and finds donut crumbs. Rigby eats Mordecai's donuts. "Yo, it's your birthday, I give the best presents!" Rigby gives Mordecai a t-shirt with "Mordecai's Friend" on it. "Yo, it's your birthday, I got you a present!" Rigby puts on the shirt. Back at Pops' house, Rigby gives Mordecai a card. "Yo, it's your birthday. I give the best presents!" Mordecai looks at the card where a note is lying on the middle with "I OWE YOU RIGBY" written on it.

~Present~

"My presents aren't that bad, are they?" Rigby opens the gift, which is a mug saying "World's Greatest Rigby" "Oh, no. I gotta get him something better." Rigby said. In the kitchen,  Rigby is sitting at a table with a pad, holding a pencil in his hand. "What to get Mordecai. Mordecai. Gift for Mordecai. Mordecai for gift. Hmm..." Rigby is later slouching on his chair, sighing. Later Rigby is sitting on the back of his chair with some cereal on the table. Then Rigby's face is lying flat on the table. Rigby's face is lying on his pad covered in pasta just as (Y/n) comes in. "Rigby?" Startled, Rigby gets up quickly. "(Y/n)?! What... how... what're you doing here?" Rigby smiles nervously at her, and she raises an eyebrow.

"Rigby what's wrong?" (Y/n) asked with concern, and Rigby sighs. "Okay, I overheard Mordecai talking about how I never get him any good birthday presents, so I was trying to think of something but I have nothing! What should I do?" Rigby asked her worriedly. "Why not just get him something you know he likes? You do that with me all the time." (Y/n) said. "Well yeah, that's because you're my girlfriend,

knowing what you like is super easy." Rigby said. "Well Mordecai is our best friend, you know a lot about him too. It shouldn't be too hard. We all like video games, right?" (Y/n) asked. "That's it! Mordecai likes video games, we like video games! And Mordecai likes video games! I'll get Mordecai a video game! Thanks, (Y/n)!" Rigby said. Later Rigby is holding "Violent Fist 2" "Violent Fist 2," the new game from Tendindo! Sold! What?" Rigby sees the cover of the game, which has a price tag of $60. "60 bucks? Do you have anything cheaper?" Rigby asked.

"I guess you're not into quality. Feel free to rifle through the discount bin like a peasant." The employee said. In the Discount Bin, there's a sign on the bin saying $50.00 and under! "Ugh!" Rigby digs through the box. "These games are lame! "Dog-cart Racing" for $49? I can't afford any of these!" He said. "I guess our interaction is done then." Later at the coffee shop, Rigby is drinking from his "World's Greatest Rigby" mug as (Y/n) is with him. "What's wrong, Rigby?" (Y/n) asked, and he sighs. "I tried your suggestion for buying a video game, but they're all too expensive.