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Space Creds

The trio is looking through some VHS tapes. "Hmm. Man, space is cool and all, but the VHS selection sucks." Mordecai said. "Tired of watching the same old movie?" The trio turn to see a commercial. "Yeah." A teenage boy said. "Tired of walking around like a sucker?" The announcer asked. "Yeah!" The teenage boy said in annoyance. "Then it's time to try hover boots." The announcer said.

♪ Hover boots ♪

♪ You'll get caught up in

The hover boots ♪

♪ Hover boots ♪

♪ Hover boots ♪

Disclaimer: Hover boots are extremely dangerous.

The trio look at each other, and Mordecai and Rigby quickly grab some and rush to the counter. Mordecai tries to buy them, but the card is denied. "Oh, what? Denied? How much do these cost?" He asked. "500 space creds." The cashier said, and (Y/n)'s eyes widened. "500?! For those?!" At this point, she actually tries not to laugh. "How much do we have?" Rigby asked. "-200 space creds." The cashier replied. Rigby grabs a coupon and scans it. "Uhh. Sir, that's just a coupon." Rigby then tires using a hat to buy them.

"Sir, no, that's just a hat." Next Rigby tries to use his own arm. "Sir, no, your arm doesn't have any credits on it." The cashier said. "Just give us the boots!" Rigby shouted, and (Y/n) quickly grabs him in order to stop him. "Rigby, stop!" She said. "Security!" The trio is thrown out of the store. "Dudes, we have to get those hover boots." Mordecai said. "Really? They didn't actually seem that cool to me. Are you sure you really want to go through all this trouble just for some boots?" (Y/n) asked. "What?! Not cool? (Y/n), they were totally cool!" Rigby said. "Yeah (Y/n), trust us, you'll think differently once you have a pair of your own." Mordecai said. "If you say so..." she said.

The trio go to Pops first. "Hey, Pops, can you transfer us 500 space creds each for some hover boots?" Rigby asked. "Hover boots? I'm afraid not. You'll trip and fall." Pops said scoldingly, he sounded like a father scolding their children, and (Y/n) snickers. "I don't loan creds." Sally said. "Yeah. And you'll sprain your ankles." Skips said. "No way. You two have to learn the value of a space credit." Benson said once they asked him. "What is the value of a space credit?" Mordecai asked. "Uh..." Benson said. "You don't really know, do you?" (Y/n) asked with a smirk as she crosses her arms. "Shut up, (Y/n)!" Benson snapped, and she scoffs.

"Just don't waste your money on junk!" Benson storms off. Mordecai sighs. "Maybe you're right (Y/n), maybe these hover boots aren't worth it." He said. "Yeah." Rigby agreed. "Dudes, check out my sweet new moves." The trio turn to see that Muscle Man and Fives were both wearing some. Muscle Man began showing off by walking in them. "Whoo-hoo!" He said. "You know, the fact that they're so dangerous only seems to make 'em more fun." Fives said. "How are you even wearing those?" (Y/n) asked. "What do you mean?" Fives asked her in confusion. "You don't have feet." (Y/n) pointed out. "Oh, actually I do, you just can't see them." Fives said. "Oh..." (Y/n) said.

A Jamaican notices the duo. "Sweet kicks, mon. There's a party going down at the Jamaican Dome tonight. You should stop by. All the coolest domers are gonna be there, and you guys are definitely cool." He said to Muscle Man and Fives. "Aw, ha ha, sweet." Muscle Man said. "Hey, I want to go to the party." Rigby said. "Uh... no. It's more of a small thing." The Jamaican replied, and (Y/n) scoffs. "Seriously? You only think they're cool because of their boots? Going to this party of yours isn't even worth it." She said. But her friends seemed to disagree. "I want it more than ever now!" Rigby shouted.

"Uhh. How are we gonna get any space credits?" Mordecai asked. Suddenly Recap Robot approaches. "If you're willing to work for the creds, I heard Professor Jacobs in the greenhouse is looking for some help with a secret project." He said. "Hmm. Hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm." Mordecai and Rigby said. Later, the trio follows a woman named Jessica down the hallway of the greenhouse. "In this greenhouse, we have vegetation from every ecosystem on Earth." Jessica said. "Whoa." (Y/n) said as she looks around.