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At the now dome-sealed park, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and High Five Ghost are pruning trees. Rigby grunts as he is pruning, and stops. "Aargh! Pruning's lame!" Rigby said. "It wouldn't be so bad if Benson would buy some new tools. These things are like a hundred years old." Mordecai said. "Yeah! How come Muscle Man gets to do this the cool way?" Rigby asked. "Uh, maybe because I'm highly trained, bro." Muscle Man picks up a bow and arrow tied to a rake. "Call me when you've taken a semester of archery classes online."

He shoots the rake from the bow the rake lands on a tree branch successfully. Muscle Man pulls the branch down with the rake. "Um... Is anyone else curious about the scientists who've been watching us all morning?" Fives asked, looking over at them. The dome scientists are taking notes in the distance, hiding in a bush. "Ugh, again?" (Y/n) asked, glaring at them. "They're probably taking notes on how to do an honest day's work for once. Hey, mama's boy, they're called muscles! Write that down in your field notes!" The dome scientists continue to take notes.

"Last load, losers." Wood chips fly as Muscle Man throws a tree in a shredder. They land on Rigby, making him furious. "Ah..." he sits down on a fold-out chair and puts a blob of sunscreen on each cheek. "It's time for my 45-minute afternoon siesta." (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and HFG look at Muscle Man, disgusted by his actions. Rigby continues pruning but cannot release the pruner from the tree branch. Frustrated, he swings on it until he is sweating and panting. "That's it! I'm taking Muscle Man's bow and arrow! He's not even using them!" Rigby said. "Uh, I don't think that's a good idea. Muscle Man doesn't like his stuff being touched without his permission." Fives replied.

"Fine! So I'll wake him up and ask." Rigby said. Muscle Man is snoring. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and HFG approach him. "Muscle Man, wake up." Rigby said. "That's not gonna get you anywhere. Once he's down for his nap, nothing can wake him up." Fives said. "Nothing, eh?" Mordecai and Rigby chuckle.

"What are you two planning?" (Y/n) asked suspiciously. "Muscle Man." Rigby clicks his fingers. "Mitch, wake up!" Mordecai slaps his face. "Mordecai!" (Y/n) shouting in a scolding like manner. "What? He's fine, see?" He gestures to Muscle Man who is still sleeping. The duo continue to chuckle. "Wait, check this out." Mordecai pulls off Muscle Man's shirt. "Oh, my gosh." He runs back to original spot. "Whoo! You know who else doesn't understand joke structure? My Mom!" He said, and (Y/n) snickers, trying not to laugh.

"Oh, guys. I don't know about this." Fives said. "Nah, it's funny. Watch." Rigby grabs Muscle Man's stomach and squishes it together. "I'm Muscle Man. I think I am so good at work just because I am so freakishly strong!" He said, and (Y/n) actually laughs at that one. "Okay. Uh, let me try. Um, okay, okay." Fives swings Muscle man's shirt. "Whoo! Ha ha! It's me, Muscle Man! Ha ha! Despite my rough exterior, I'm a loving and supportive friend! I-- oops!"

HFG accidentally lets go of Muscle Man's shirt, landing in the wood chipper and shredding in the process. "Oh, no! Do you realize what you've done?!" Fives asked, grabbing Mordecai. "Me?! What?!" Mordecai asked. "That was Muscle Man's favorite and only shirt! If we don't replace it before he wakes up from his nap, he'll never forgive us!" Fives said. "Now, when you say "never forgive us" you mean, just never talk to us again, or..." (Y/n) said fearfully. Fives looks at her. "He'll probably try to kill us." Fives said.

"Okay, okay, calm down. All we gotta do is go out and buy Muscle Man the same shirt." (Y/n) said. "Yeah! We just gotta find the tag to see what brand it was." Rigby agreed. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Fives are looking for the tag of the shirt. Rigby looks around and finds the tag. "Oh, guys, I found it!" (Y/n) looks at the label.

"Uh, the label's too worn to read anything." She said. "Great! So now what?" Mordecai asked. "I've only ever seen Mitch shop at one place. Let's try there first." Fives said. They are now in front of a BIG and ANGRY apparel. "Discontinued?" Mordecai asked. "Discontinued! That shirt was a limited-run deal!" The clerk said. "Limited run?" Rigby asked. "The FDA pulled it 'cause it was mostly asbestos. Guess the man doesn't care if a guy is flame retardant or not." The clerk said. "Is there anywhere else we can find one?" Rigby asked. The clerk growls and thinks. "You could check In Yo Face Apparel, I guess." The group go to Yo Face Reclaimed Apparel.