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Operation: Hear No Evil

On tv, a blue alien is crying as a man holds her. "Promise me." She said. "I promise you. I'll search the entire galaxy to find out who poisoned your entrée. It's the least I can do now that I know you're my... mother." The man said. As it turns out, Muscle Man, Fives, Elieen, Olivia, Anna, skips, and Pops were watching, and they all gasp. "What?!" Everyone asked. "No way." Muscle Man said, then grabs a tissue and starts sobbing into it just as (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby enter the room. "Whoa, Muscle Man, are you crying?" Rigby asked. "Yes, I'm crying. I'm feeling deep emotions, and they're expressing themselves physically on my face. It's part of what makes me a man."

Muscle Man said. "He's finally learned that men cry too." (Y/n) said, and Mordecai and Rigby snicker. "Ahh. Are you guys watching Lazer Hunters?" Rigby asked. "Why is everybody at the station addicted to it?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, it's so cheesy." Rigby said. "It's actually a really good show." Anna said. "Yeah! This show is a cultural phenomenon. It's ending next week. Give it a chance." Fives said, as he gestures to the tv. "Mm. I don't know." (Y/n) said. They glance at the tv as a man sobs. Another man approaches him.

"Brick?" The man asked. "Yes?" He asked. "Mother never wanted us to meet, but now that she's gone, I can tell you... I'm your identical twin-- Angelo." The man said. "Whoa." Mordecai said. "Okay. Maybe we can give it a shot." Rigby said. "I guess..." (Y/n) said. Everyone was sobbing at the end except for the trio once it was over. "Ooh. Heh. That was really good." Rigby said. "Dude, we got to catch up before the finale next week. How many seasons are there?" Mordecai asked.

"Eight." Muscle Man holds the DVD boxes. "Although we're watching the remake, you guys can watch the original if you want, but the remake is better." Muscle Man said. "What's the difference?" Mordecai asked. "The remake gives a bigger role to one of the other characters that was in the original. In the original he doesn't really do anything and then he leaves, he shows up for one more episode later on, but that's it. But in this version he actually plays an important part of the story." Muscle Man said. "That's interesting..." Rigby said.

"If you start watching now, you just barely have enough time to catch up. But only if you use this mayonnaise jar as a toilet." Muscle Man said, holding out the boxes, then hands Mordecai the jar, and (Y/n) flinches in disgust. "Thanks." Mordecai said. "Dudes, weren't we supposed to do something for Benson before we walked in here?" Rigby asked. "Uh..." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) crosses her arms and looks at them in disbelief. "Vacuum the floors?" She asked. "Oh right. But we could put that off till later." Mordecai said.

"You're probably right." Rigby said. "I don't know, are you sure that's a good idea?" (Y/n) asked. "Benson might get really mad." She warned. "It'll be fine. Plus, don't you want to see more before the finale?" Mordecai asked. "Well..." (Y/n) said. "Oh come on, (Y/n)! Just admit you like it!" Rigby said. "I do, but I'm also responsible." She said. "Just watch the show with us, please?" Mordecai asked, and she sighs. "Fine..." later, the trio are watching the first season. "No, Mr. President. Don't open that birthday present." Brick said. The trio watch with anticipation, then Mordecai and Rigby are crying, and later, the trio are watching while lying on their stomaches, they point and laugh, watch with worry, then hear a scream and the trio cover their eyes. "No!" They shouted.

~One week later~

The trio are still staring at the screen, when suddenly Muscle Man walks in front of it. "Bros, you did it. You watched 168 hours of Lazer Hunters. And you're just in time for the finale." Muscle Man said. The rest of the gang were also in the room. "Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. So many questions." Mordecai said. "Like, what was the deal with the space lizard cold open?" Rigby asked. "Was Brick's cousin's salsa in the safety-deposit box?" (Y/n) asked. "Why was there a squid in the percolator?" Rigby asked pointing.

"Who made the holotape that tipped off the colonel?" Mordecai asked. "Not so dumb anymore, is it?" Fives asked teasingly. "And now, finally, the finale will answer all our questions!" Eileen said. "I can't wait!" Olivia said. "Yeah, it's gonna be awesome." Anna said. The group all sit next to each other excitedly as they turn the tv on. Elieen was holding a bowl of popcorn. The group talk to each other with excitement, but just then Benson storms in. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby." He said, and the group turn to him. "Uh oh..." (Y/n) said.