Stuck in an Elevator

127 20 0
                                        

At the Space Tree, a commercial plays on the television. A man stretches his arms to spell out "Fist Pump" "Fist Pump!" He explodes and Fist Pump appears, performing on stage. "One night only, Fist Pump has come out of retirement-slash-prison, for one last show! Their Lasers for Life concert and laser light show extravaganza!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby sit in front of the television watching the commercial, whooping and pumping their Fist Pump toys. On the TV screen, several world leaders appear, putting their thumbs down.

"The UN banned Fist Pump from playing the show anywhere on Earth for being, quote, "incredibly dangerous!" A man explodes. "Well guess what Earth, Fist Pump didn't think you were even that cool anyways!" Earth explodes, and a rocket flies through space. "Fist Pump has left that dusty old marble and is bringing Lasers For Life to the vast expanse of space!" The Space Tree appears. "Tonight, come pump your fists with Fist Pump in the Space Tree observatory at the very top of the tree!" Text appears on screen. "Space Tree is not liable for any harm, burns, explosions, smoke inhalation, blindness, eardrum degradation, boils, literal face melting or other injuries that may occur." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby continue whooping and pumping their Fist Pump toys.

"Man, I never thought I'd be so excited for a Fist Pump show. I must really be missing Earth junk." (Y/n) said. "Or Sam." Rigby smirks, and (Y/n) hits him playfully. "Very funny Rigby." She said. "Well also, last time we worked all day to afford tickets and ended up sleeping through the entire show!" Rigby said.

~Flashabck~

Mordecai and Rigby are asleep in the front row of a Fist Pump concert.

~Flashback ends~

(Y/n) rolls her eyes a little. "Only because you idiots made that dumb "deal" with two complete strangers." (Y/n) said, and the duo roll their eyes. "Yeah, yeah. We've learned our lesson, (Y/n)." Rigby said. "Have you?" She raises an eyebrow. "Uh... yeah." Rigby said, but (Y/n) was still unconvinced. "The universe is giving us a second chance for redemption." Rigby said. "Hm-hm-hm!" Mordecai said. "This time we got our tickets two weeks in advance."

Later, Rigby throws money at a receptionist. "We took a long space nap." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are in cryostasis. "We all downloaded this sweet lighter app." Rigby flicks the lighter on his phone screen. "For slow power ballads and we still have two hours to get to the show early!" He said. "Let's do this." (Y/n) said. The trio pump their fists. "Fist Pump!" They whoop as they walk off. There are lines of people for waiting to use the travel tubes to get to the top of the Space Tree.

"Aw, what? How come the tubes get you to the top of the Space Tree in five seconds but the line takes two hours?" Mordecai asked. "Don't worry dude, I've planned for this. I know a secret elevator. It'll take two hours to get to the top of the Space Tree but there's no line!" Rigby said. "Dude," Mordecai punches Rigby with his Fist Pump toy. "Nice work." He said. "Follow me, dudes." Rigby said. They walk over to an elevator. "Whoa, a Lift Master. Classic." (Y/n) said. "Yeah! The four thousand series is one of my favorite Lift Master models." Rigby said.

"Oh it's in my top five for sure." Mordecai said. They enter the elevator. Inside the elevator, Rigby activates the ride to the top of the Space Tree using his Fist Pump toy, and then he and Mordecai start pumping the air with their fists. "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Fist Pump! Fist Pump! Fist Pump!" The trio said. The elevator rises. Some time passes. "No way, their best music video was where they drove that truck with the big fist on the front into that high school and they were all like," Rigby does an impression of playing guitar.

(Y/n) laughs. "Yeah, and then all the teachers get turned into swimsuit models." She and Rigby laugh. "So stupid." Some more time passes. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are listening to a Fist Pump song and rocking out, enthusiastically playing air guitar. "Here's the best part!" They continue to rock out. Rigby starts banging on the walls of the elevator and accidentally hits the emergency stop button. "Huh?" The elevator starts falling down and then stops, causing (Y/n),

Regular Show X ReaderWhere stories live. Discover now