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Terror Tales of the Park V

Muscle Man, High-Five Ghost, (Y/n), Thomas, and Johnny Skydiver use a catapult. In the living room, Eileen is talking to a broom. Audrey is taking a picture of Quips while everyone else mingles. Moments later, (Y/n), Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost enter Benson's office. "Whooooo! Man, Benson, you really went all out with this party. That catapult... uh, uh... that catapult -" Muscle Man began.

"Yeah. You normally just get some streamers and just call it a day." Mordecai said. Everyone leaves except for Benson. "Wait! You guys gotta at least try it. You make a wish and it shows you what would happen if it came true. But really scary." Benson said. "I don't know." (Y/n) said. "Yeah." Muscle Man said. "Listen, I didn't put down a five-hundred dollar security deposit for nothing. Just watch." Benson grabs hold of the machine and clears his throat. "I wish... I wish I could motivate (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby at work." Benson said.

Mr Boss Man (Benson's Wish)

Benson's story begins with (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby watching TV. "Tired of trying to fit a head of lettuce in your mouth? Just try our new salad guillotine." An image of the product is shown. "Off with your head... of lettuce." A kid slices a full lettuce with the Salad Guillotine. "Salad guillotine. Make a salad fit in your mouth." The man said. "Uh..." (Y/n) said. "So cool..." Mordecai and Rigby take notes with a pen and pad. Benson arrives. "Hey, didn't I tell you to mow the lawn? Why are you watching TV?" Benson asked. "I don't know. Just feeling "blah" today, you know?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, kind of got a case of the afternoon sleeps." Rigby said. "(Y/n), you should be forcing them to work if they don't want to, that's part of your job, remember?" Benson asked. "Sorry Benson, I've also been feeling lazier than usual recently."

She said, and Benson groans. "I don't wanna hear it! Get back to work, or you're fired!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby get up groaning and leave the living room. "Do you have trouble motivating your employees?" A man on tv asked. "Why yes, I do." Benson said. "I'm Puppet King from Puppet Depot. Buy my puppet, Mr. Bossman. Yells at your workers so you don't have to. Best part is, it's not you doing it. It's the puppet." He starts sweating and whispers. "Murray, can I get a glass of water? Puppet depo - Wait. Mr. Bossman." He said. "Show the number!" Benson shouted.

"Call now or you're fired!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are sitting on fold-out chairs and chucking cans of soda into a basketball hoop on an ice cooler floating on the lake. "Hey! Hey, get back to work! Get back to work right now!" Mr. Bossman shouted. "Bens-- Oh. What is the-- This is really uncomfortable." (Y/n) said.  "Hey, it's not me making you uncomfortable. It's Mr. Bossman." Benson said. "Get back to work! Get back to work!" The man shouted. "Okay, we're going." (Y/n) said. The trio walk away. Later the trio is at the snack bar, imitating lasers by using soda cups. The trio stop when they hear Mr. Bossman. "Hey! Hey, you two, quit messing around! Don't get germs on the cups! Do what I say, or you'll be out on the street!" He shouted. "Sorry, Benson." They said.

"Not Benson. Mr. Bossman." Later the trio wash Benson's car, groaning in the process. "Hey! Scrub faster! Time is money! You got a real loose grip, Mordecai. Explains why you can't hold on to a relationship." Mr. Bossman said, and (Y/n) gasps. "Hey!" She shouted angrily. "Wait-- Wha?" Mordecai  asked. "Hey, you-- You-- You-- You-- You-- You." Rigby said, clearly upset that Mr. Bossman insulted his friend like that. "Less stuttering, more scrubbing!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby groan and continue to scrub. Benson walks away with Mr. Bossman. "I'm a good boss." Benson said. Mr. Bossman remains motionless for a few seconds, then looks at Benson. That night Benson is sleeping at his apartment. "Hey, keep sleeping.

Yeah. Yeah. Roll over on your side." Benson rolls over his side. "Yeah. When you wake up, you should pack up your bags and leave. Never-- Never come back!" Mr. Bossman shouted. Benson wakes up. "Huh?" Mr. Bossman falls to the floor. Benson groans, gets out of bed and walks over to the spot where Mr. Bossman fell on the floor. Benson picks up Mr. Bossman, who turns his head and looks at Benson. "This is my house now!" Benson screams and throws the dummy onto the wall. "You don't deserve this job! I'm the one motivating the workers! I gotta support my family!" Benson turns around and sees his family through the window, a wife, a child and a daughter puppet. Thunder clashes through the window, and Benson screams. Mr. Bossman spins his head at a fast pace as Benson runs out of his apartment. Mr. Bossman grabs Benson's leg but lets go when Benson slams the door on Mr. Bossman's head, cracking it in the process.