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"Alright. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, rake the leaves. Muscle Man, the man with the muscle. I've got the usual for you." Benson inhales deeply. "First, I need you to take out the garbage in the entire park." Later, Muscle Man takes out the garbage. Next, Muscle Man repaves the sidewalk. "Next, I need you to repave the sidewalk. Make sure not to get any cement on you. I hear it's impossible to get off." Muscle Man runs into a rake and falls on the cement of the paved sidewalk, then he is plowing the field. "Next, I want you to plow the field, 'cause you're gonna install the new sprinkler system." Then Muscle Man is riding a trencher to dig a line in the dirt. "I rented you a trencher. It should be easy to use." Muscle Man is with steel pipes. "Connect all the galvanized steel pipes. They should be pretty light for you."

Then he puts the pipes on the line and burying the pipes. "Put them in a place, bury them, and that should be it... for the first half of the day, that is." The sprinkler system goes off and Muscle Man slips and falls in the mud. Later the park staff were at the house the next day. Mordecai and Rigby touch their arms. Mordecai groans. "So much raking." He said. "Yeah, two whole bags of leaves. I can't even feel my arms." Rigby said. "Jeez, you two are such drama queens." (Y/n) said, and the duo glare at her. "Hey!" They said. Muscle Man groans. Benson comes in. "Alright, guys, another busy day ahead of us. Muscle Man, you know that sprinkler system you installed?" Benson asked, and Muscle Man groans. "It works great." Muscle Man sighs.

"In fact, I need you to install three more. That should be easy for you, right, big guy?" Benson asked. "Augh! It's not fair! Why do I always get stuck with the hard jobs?" Muscle Man asked. "Well, you are the strong one, I mean, you are called "Muscle Man." Benson said. "Well what about (Y/n)? I mean, she has these crazy powers, right?" Muscle Man asked. "Dude, we've been over this, she doesn't know how to use them yet, well (Y/n)'s only mastered a few, which aren't very useful though." Rigby said. "Hey!" (Y/n) glares at Rigby.

Rigby said. "Well is big muscles all I am to you, just a Muscle Man?" He asked. "Why doesn't Skips do the hard jobs? He's strong." Muscle Man said. "Sure he is, but he's also smart. By the way, Skips, I need you to help me with my taxes today." Benson said. "Oh, so he gets a cushy desk job while I get stuck with manual labor?" Muscle Man asked. "Hey, I'm good with numbers." Skips said. "Well, guess what? I'm sick of this job, and I'm sick of everyone just using me for my body. I'm gonna prove to you all that I'm just as smart as I am strong. I'm gonna leave the park and get an office job!" Muscle Man shouted. "What?!" (Y/n) looks at him in shock.

"Why would you do that?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, working at an office doesn't prove that you're smart." Rigby said. "He's got a point, dude." (Y/n) said. "It will prove it, I'll prove it right now!" Muscle Man takes off his headband and leaves. "Muscle Man out!" He shouted. "Muscle Man, no! I think you're strong and smart! Don't leave!" Fives said. "Yeah, think about what you're doing!" (Y/n) said in panic. "I give him three days." Rigby said. "I give him," Skips counts his fingers. "Let's see, carry the nine... 2.57." Skips said. "You were saying about being good with numbers?" (Y/n) asked, and Skips glares at her. "I'm just saying..." (Y/n) said.

Later at a building called "Omnitech Inc." Muscle Man, wears a tie, and is at the front desk. "Can I help you?" The receptionist asked. " I heard you guys had some jobs." Muscle Man said, and she scoffs. "Not for you." She struggles with a jar of pickles. "Let me get that for you." Muscle Man takes the pickle jar and opens the lid. "Here you go." He said. "Whoa! I've been trying to open that all morning." The receptionist eats a pickle. "Maybe we do have a job for you. Follow me." Muscle Man gasps happily. She walks through the offices with Muscle Man.

"Here at Omnitech, we provide our clients with business intelligence and smart-e solutions." She said. "Yeah, intelligent and smart, that's me." Muscle Man said. "Ha ha! Good. We're only as our employees. Omnitech: Powered by People. You'll be in Ron's old office." The receptionist said. "Where's Ron?" Muscle Man asked. "He got promoted to corporate. I'll leave you to it." Muscle Man looks at Ron's old office, much to his happiness, and he places a "Champions Never Quit" poster and a picture of Hi Five Ghost and his wedding picture with Starla, sits on his chair, getting relaxed.