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Kill 'Em with Kindness

In the floating Park Dome, the park members, Eileen, Anna and Earl are at the playing field. "Congratulations to Pops and (Y/n)! They have officially completed their training! More than an army's work of strength is contained within these vessels." Earl said. Pops is feeding a peacock. "Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum." Pops said. (Y/n) sweat drops. "If you say so..." she said. "Was the peacock the last of your training, Pops?" Mordecai asked. "Uh, no. This is just a weird thing he wanted to do." Earl said, and (Y/n) chuckles. "That's Pops for ya." She said. "But they look exactly the same. Are you trying to tell us that somehow they've changed inside, even though they haven't changed at all on the outside?" Rigby asked.

"Take a shot if you don't believe me." Earl said. "No, no." said. Mordecai said. "We're good." Rigby said. "Come on! You two have destructive tendencies. I know you do." Earl said. "Ain't that the truth." (Y/n) joked, and they glare at her playfully. "Okay, fine." Mordecai said. "Pull my arm." They get off the bench and Rigby attempts to hose (Y/n), but she uses cryokinesis to freeze the water, which amazes everyone. (Y/n) then uses her paw to crush the ice into snow. "Whoa, so cool! Snow cool!" Mordecai said. "Is that all you've got? Come on, really try to take her down." Mordecai runs to catch (Y/n), but she uses her teleportation to avoid it. "Everybody!" Earl shouted. "Uh.." They said. Muscle Man grabs a rock and throws it at Pops, but he turns it into a dove as it flies away.

"Good job, Muscle Man." Fives said. "Hoh, hoh. Way to go, Muscle Man." Skips said. "It turned into a bird." Pops laughs as he lifts Rigby into the air and made pillows appear to drop Rigby on, then Rigby attempts to grab (Y/n), but she makes a wall made out of positive energy. "What?! How'd she do that?!" Rigby asked. "She made a protective wall out of positive energy, and that's not all she can do." Earl said. "Seriously?" Anna asked. "What else can there possibly be?" Rigby asked. "Well, I guess you could say I have a way with words."

Pops said telepathically, then winks and gives him a thumbs up. Rigby screams. "Pops scaled my mind fence!" He shouted. "Yes. Now that they are telepathic, they'll never need a telephone again." Earl said. Eileen clears her throat. "Question." She said. "Same. Actually, I've got more like several questions." Anna said. "Ah, ah, ah. Any questions will be addressed at tonight's formal presentation." Earl said. Later, everyone is in the control room, where Earl hosts the presentation. "The final battle against Anti-Pops and Anti- (Y/n). Now, Planet Nielsen, home of the all-knowing seer that can tell us exactly when, where, and how Pops and (Y/n) will fight the Antis. So we just need to find her." Earl pauses. "That's it. That's the whole presentation." He said. "Ahem. Earl." Pops began.

"What is it?" He asked. "Remember how I said before that I didn't want to fight my brother?" Pops asked. "Yes, but then we did all that training, and now you are ready." Earl said. "Yes, but I still don't want to fight him." Pops said. "Yeah... I still don't want to fight Anti-(Y/n) either." (Y/n) said uncomfortably. "Yeah, but you're gonna." Muscle Man said. "You have to, guys." Fives said. Everyone starts clamoring. "We're all counting on you, guys!" Elieen said. "You have to!" Muscle Man said. "You can do it, guys!" Anna said. "Oh, but certainly there must be some way to end this dispute peacefully." Pops said.

"No, Pops, we've been over this! The scroll says you two fight, so you will fight!" Earl said. "Okay." Pops said, and (Y/n) sighs. "Uh, okay. I guess, uh, let's start plotting the course to Planet Nielsen." Benson said. Everyone leaves. "All right, let's do this." Muscle Man said. "Yep, let's get 'er done." Rigby said. "I'll make coffee." Skips said. "Guess we better buckle up." Later, Pops and (Y/n) are walking alone together. "Oh. There must be a way to reason with the Antis. If only we could get in touch with them." Pops said. "I don't know Pops, are you sure that's a good idea?" (Y/n) asked. "It's better than fighting them, don't you agree?" Pops asked. "Well... I guess." (Y/n) said. "And I know a way we can contact them!" Pops said. Later, Pops is sitting on a rock, meditating to enter Anti-Pops' mind, and Anti-Pops is typing on his computer with a whispering voice saying "Sadness."