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Donut Factory Holiday

There's horror music and a wolf howls on the TV. "Hello? Anyone there?" Billy asked. The movie shows an abandoned donut factory on a dark and stormy night. "I don't like it Billy, I was excited when you won those all-access passes to this donut factory. But now that we're here, it seems to be completely abandoned." Maria said. "Shh, you're right, something's fishy. There's not a donut in this place." Billy said.

"Everything's going to be fine, Billy." (Y/n) said jokingly, and her friends snicker. "Uhh, if there are no donuts, why do I smell...frosting?" Maria asked. A man in a donut suit appeared behind them. "Aaahh!" The donut slices the screen and it shows the title of the movie, Donut Factory Holiday; (Y/n), Mordercai, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost and Rigby all cheer together. "Donut Factory Holiday!" Mordercai said. "Best worst movie ever!" Rigby said. "Definitely." (Y/n) said. Benson comes to the scene and sighs.

"Again? Why do you guys make such a big deal about this movie? You've seen it a thousand times, it's terrible!" Benson said. "Dude, we know, that's why it's funny." (Y/n) said. "Yeah! It's kind of like that solo album you recorded last year if people have liked it." Rigby said. "And Benson For All was criminally misunderstood!" Benson leaves, and the movie scene shows that Maria and Billy are now in a sewer. "Billy, are you sure this sewer is the only way out?" Maria asked.

"If you can't think of a better way to escape an evil donut, I'd like to hear it. Wait! Look out! Sewer gator." The movie shows a bird landing on the crocodile's open mouth. "Pfffft!" Mordecai said. Back in the movie, a man in an alligator suit walks upright towards Maria. "Aahh.. .Ahhh... ahh... ahh... ahh... ahh." She screamed. "Oh now? He arrhhhgg!" Donuts are being thrown at the TV while Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost are laughing, and then Muscle Man eats a Donut.

"Mr. President, Sir. Prototype 58 has escaped." An officer said. "Great Scott. This is what we get for playing... uh... line?" The screen then shows a donut in the city with his hands up while they hear automatic gunfire. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost laugh. "Why does he get huge for that one scene?" Rigby asked. The screen then shows a man whistling and putting a bin down by the curb. "Shh! Here comes the best part!" (Y/n) said. "Reduce! Reuse! Re-est in Peace!" The donut grabs a bazooka. "What? No!" The donut then shoots a rocket at the man. Then it moves slowly as it is being held by a piece of black string.

As soon as it touches the man, he explodes, along with the rocket. "I don't know how but it keeps getting better every time!" Rigby said. "I read somewhere that the guy in the Donut Suit is the director because he runs out of money to pay the actors." Fives said. "I heard the crocodiles in the swamp scene were four iguanas taped together." Muscle Man said. "Wasn't that just a guy in a suit?" Rigby asked.

"Uh, your thinking of the alligator scene. You got to brush on your taxonomy, bro." Muscle Man said. "Well, we find out for sure next time we rent it. We should get back to the store though. There's probably people waiting for it." Mordecai said. "Ugh! That stupid waiting list. I miss when we were the only people who knew about this." (Y/n) said. "It's due back at the video store by five o'clock. That gives us half-an-hour." Fives said.

"Plenty of time. All we got to do is eject this puppy, hop in the cart, cruise over to the... I said eject this puppy." Rigby presses the eject button and then turns his head around. "Guys, the tape is stuck." He said. "No, it isn't. Let me get it out." (Y/n) opens the tape inserter and tries to pull out the tape. "Yeah, it's stuck." She said. "Bros, I can't afford a late fee." Muscle Man said. "Okay, okay. We've got this. All we've gotta do is find some way to pull out that tape and as long as we do within the next..."

Mordecai points at High-Five Ghost to check the time. "28-minutes." Fives said. "We can return it to the store and bam! No late fee." (Y/n) said. "Sounds good." Rigby said. "Let's do that." Muscle Man said. In the kitchen, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost are waiting for Skips to arrive. Skips later arrives. "I've got my tools. What's the emergency?" He asked. "Donut Factory Holiday is stuck in the VCR." Mordecai said.