Regular Show X Reader

A Regular Epic Final Battle

There's a flash of lightning. (Y/n) is zooming through the air, away from Anti-(Y/n), she slams her fist down, destroying parts of the park, but gets distracted by a yellow light flying around her. (Y/n) squints towards the light and notices that it's a dragonfly. She flies up towards it, then catches it. She opens her hand and discovers that the dragonfly is in fact a 2B pencil. She looks at the pencil anxiously, before Anti-(Y/n)'s hand grabs her. (Y/n) is just dreaming on the sofa, and awakens. "Agh!" Mordecai and Rigby run into the living room after hearing her scream.

"Are you okay?" Mordecai asked. "Ye- yeah, it was just a bad dream." (Y/n) replied. "Oh yeah! I've been having weird dreams too, (Y/n). Like this one where Olivia shows up and she's wearing-" Rigby looks up to Mordecai, who is giving him a visual sign to stop talking. "It's not important! Everybody has weird dreams!" Rigby said. "Well, we've got something that will cheer you up. Come have a look!" The trio enter the control room, where Benson, Skips, Nikolai, Eileen, Pops, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are all together, staring at what's outside. Pops gasps. Lolliland, Pops' home planet is right in front of him.

"It's you, old friend! All these years watching you through my telescope, and I had no idea you were my home!" Pops said. "No wonder it's your favorite planet." (Y/n) said. "So beautiful up close. Isn't she marvelous?" Pops asked. "Under normal circumstances, I'd agree." Skips said. "Yeah, don't forget what we're here for." Eileen said. "We have to battle Anti-Pops and Anti-(Y/n), whose whole thing is like - erasing the universe as we know it! No big deal." Nikolai said. "All the more reason to be ready. Let's get down there." Benson said.

The Park Dome lands on Lolliland. The gang leave the park and see the ruins of the planet. "This is where Pops came from?" Muscle Man asked. "I can't believe it." Pops said. "I thought it'd be a little cleaner." Fives said. The gang notices silhouettes appearing beyond the ruins, groaning. The gang groans in anxiety. The silhouettes are revealed to be a mushroom man and two lollipop people, one with a striking resemblance to Pops. "Jolly Good Show! They're here!" Frivola-Kranus said. "Yeah, this is definitely Pops' planet." Mordecai said. "Oh my! They're all so welcoming!" Pops laughs. "You're here! You're finally here!" Frivola-Kranus said.

"We've been waiting eons for this moment!" Quadravi-Kranus said. "Allow us to introduce ourselves! I'm Frivola-Kranus!" Frivola-Kranus said. "I'm Quadravi-Kranus!" Quadravi-Kranus said. "And I'm Weird Mushroom Guy!" A random mushroom said. "Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you!" Pops said. "Hate to invade the moment, but don't we have a battle to prepare for, or something?" Benson asked. "Oh, very true! Come along!" Frivola-Kranus, Quadravi-Kranus & Weird Mushroom Guy said. They all walk to the coliseum. "Uh, no offense, bros, but why's your planet all busted?" Muscle Man asked.

"This is evidence of many battles past! No fight of such a grand scale is free of collateral damage! But the guardian can tell you all about that." Frivola-Kranus said. The gang approach a giant stone foot wearing sandals. "Uhh..." Rigby said. "My eyes are up here!" The whole gang look up, to see that the Guardian of Lolliland is standing there. "I am the Guardian of Lolliland. I exist to witness the titans' battle every 14 billion years!" The guardian said. "Excuse me! Ma'am! Do you know how we can defeat the Antis?" (Y/n) asked. "I do not. I have never seen the battle end in victory. Only mutually assured destruction followed by a reset of the universe. Only this planet survives to record the outcome of each encounter. Chosen ones, if you wish to know more, study the ancient tapestries." The guardian said.

"Do we even have time for that? Aren't the Antis supposed to be here soon?" Skips asked. "There is no sign yet of the ones you call "Antis". Which is odd, Anti Pops is usually on time." The guardian said. Anti-Pops and Anti-(Y/n) are in their ship, looking at a radar of Pops and (Y/n) at Lolliland. "They're already at Lolliland!?" Out of anger, Anti-Pops turns around and erases his chair out of existence. "This wouldn't have been a problem if you had captured (Y/n) for me like I said." Anti-(Y/n) scolded, then she goes to confront one of his pilots.