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(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, Muscle Man, and Fives were all having lunch together. Muscle Man and Fives began beatboxing. "Classic grilled cheese Add bacon if you please." Mordecai rapped. "If you want it come and get it 'Cause we'll eat it in breeze!" Rigby continued. "Got bread." (Y/n) said. "Times two." Rigby said. "Got cheese  Por vous ♪ Got that bacon That'll make you go," the trio rapped together. "Oooooh!" The group said. "Bacon! Ba ba-ba-bacon! Ba-ba-ba-bacon! Ba-ba-ba-bacon!"

The trio rapped. "Are you all done, sir?" An employee asked as he points at Rigby. "Yeah we're done." Rigby said, and he takes their trash away. (Y/n) sighs. "I guess we should head back." (Y/n) said. The group walk to the doors and Rigby reaches to open them. "Not to be rude, but, uh-- hmm, how do I say this..." Fives said. "Your hands are really gross, bro." Muscle Man said bluntly. "What?" Rigby asked, then looks at his paws to see cheese on them. "If you're gonna shove it down my throat, Fives..." Rigby glares at him. "Sorry, I'd want someone to tell me." He said quickly

"I'll just use one of these moist towelettes, and it will be fine." Rigby said, walking over to them, but the woman at the desk slaps his paw away. "Aaah!" She shouted. "Huh?' Rigby asked. "Hey! That was rude!" (Y/n) shouted. "I'm sorry, but these are for V.I.P. members only." Becca said. "V.I.P. member?" Rigby asked. "That's a thing here?" (Y/n) asked curiously. A man walks in. "'Scuse me. V.I.P. coming through." The man shows her his golden VIP card. "Thanks, Rick. Here's your complimentary V.I.P. merchandise." Becca said as he held out his food and clothes, and put a hat on his head. "Later, normies." The man said as he walks off.

"Whoa." The group said. "And that sweet merch and moist towelettes aren't the only thing you get from being a V.I.P. You get table reservations in the V.I.P. room." She gestures to the white room. "Ooh!" The group said. "Complimentary tater tots." She shows them a batch, and Rigby tries to take one, but she slaps his paw away, and he rubs it in pain. "Ahhh!" The group said. "50% off anything in the Cheezers gift shop." She gestures to the gift shop and the group murmur to each other excitedly. "But the best perk is, if you present your V.I.P. card, you get access to our exclusive new sandwich, the "Pork Picnic"!" Becca said, showing them a screen for the add. "Slow-cooked baked beans, hearty coleslaw, and 3 different types of barbecued pulled pork... "

A man in the commercial takes a bite. "Mmm-mmm! Now, that's lip-lickin' good." The woman pretends to be the voiceover man in the commercial. "It's available for only one week, for V.I.P.s only, and will never be released to the public!" She said. "Guys, huddle!" Muscle Man said, and the gang huddle close together. "I don't want to assume anything, but we're totally gonna become V.I.P.s and eat that sandwich, right?" Muscle Man asked. "Definitely." The rest of the group said, then turn back to the woman. "So, how do we become V.I.P.s?" (Y/n) asked.

"There are two ways you can become a V.I.P. Be an astronaut, or you've got to prove you're worthy. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but are y'all astronauts?" Becca asked. "Well..." Mordecai began, but stopped when he noticed (Y/n) glaring at him and shaking her head. "No." He said. "That's what I thought. Normie scum." She said. "Ouch." (Y/n) said. "Hey! Listen lady, we can be V.I.P.s just like a lousy astronaut, okay?" (Y/n) asked. "Man, I'm sick of these astronauts coasting through life, getting free handouts all the time!" Muscle Man shouted angrily.

"So, I guess you'll just need to just get to a computer, go online, and fill out the form to begin the grueling application process, scum!" The woman said. "Would you quit calling us that?" (Y/n) asked. "Dude, what the heck? Maybe it isn't worth it." Rigby said. The group then sees a man eating the sandwich. "Mmm! Aw, man, it sure tastes good to be a V.I.P." he said, and the group drool at that sight. "We got to get to a computer!" Mordecai said, and the group dash out of the restaurant.  Later, the group is in the computer room, waiting for their turn while Pops is using it. "Hmm...Hmm, hmm. "H," "U," "M," "M" again, "I," "N"..