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Deez Keys

The trio are walking together while Mordecai starts beatboxing.

Rigby:

♪ Yo, my name is Rigby.

I got pizza galore ♪

♪ You may have a lot of pizza,

but I got much more ♪

♪ Had to borrow Benson's car

'cause it's a crisis ♪

♪ Downtown they're selling

slices at half prices ♪

♪ I knew he'd say no,

so I didn't say "please" ♪

♪ I snuck into his office

and made off with deez keys ♪

The trio:

♪ Deez keys, deez keys

Made off with deez keys ♪

"Whoops!" Rigby said as he accidentally drops them and they flew towards the dome, crashing into its window. "Dude! What the—" Mordecai said angrily. "Seriously?" (Y/n) asked. "Hey, it's Benson's fault! He's got, like, a million keys on that ring!" Rigby said. The trio peek inside the window to see the keys lying on a pillar. Mordecai and (Y/n) glare at Rigby who looks at them nervously, more so (Y/n) than Mordecai. The trio slid to the ground. "Dudes, we got to get those keys back." (Y/n) said. "But how?" Rigby asked. "Let's go ask those scientists." (Y/n) said. A group of scientists

were having lunch at a table not far off. "And that's why he only has one ear." One said, causing the others to laugh. The trio then approach the table. "Hey, there, guys. We accidentally threw our boss's car keys through that window up there. Could you just run and grab them for us?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, sorry, pal. We're not allowed to interact with the "test subjects." Especially you, Missy." He said to (Y/n), who growled a little. "Anyway, looks like they landed in Langer's penthouse, which is a top security area. No one goes in there." One of them replied. "Huh, your hair looks kind of familiar."

(Y/n) said to the woman with long brown brushy hair and a pink hair clip. "It does?" She asked. "Yeah, I can't put my finger on it though." (Y/n) said. The girl looks at (Y/n) in confusion. "It's from that one Disney show, (Y/n)." Rigby said. "Oh!" She said in realization. "There's got to be something you can do?" Mordecai asked. "Maybe, but, ya know... No, thanks." The scientist from before replied. "Aw, what?!" Rigby asked. "Hey!" Mordecai said. "Come on!" (Y/n) shouted.

"Now, if you'll excuse us, we're on our lunch break." As the scientist bites down on his "food" vains appear on his head from how hard it was and he cringes, and so does (Y/n). "So good." He lied. (Y/n) smirks as she sees the others clearly not enjoying the food, and her boyfriend and best friend smirk as well. "Hm-hm-hm! Hm-hm-hm!" The trio said. "Too bad Langer only lets you eat those gross, compressed food bars. Maybe if you help us out, we could sneak you some real food?" (Y/n) asked, then nods at Mordecai, who pulls out the pizza box. "Maybe something like thi-i-i-is?" He asked, as he opens the box, and the scientists gasp.

"No! It doesn't matter! You could never get past Langer's security systems anyways." Trent said as he waves his hand. "Uh, well, they might be able to if we helped them?" Tobias asked. "Shut up, Tobias! They don't need to know that!" Trent shouted as he slams his hand down on the table. "Well, I'm not gonna risk losing my job over some food!" The girl bites down, but quickly spits her food out. "Blaaaah. Yeah, we should do it." She said. "Fine. We'll vote on it. Huddle up." The group of scientists huddle together. Mordecai smugly closes the box. "Dudes, pizza fixes everything." Rigby said. "Yeah, it does!" Mordecai said. "You can say that again." (Y/n) said. "Okay, we'll help you get the keys. We're gonna need four extra-large pepperoni pizzas? Get the pizzas, and we'll meet you at your room in an hour." Trent said. "Okay!" The trio said. "This never happened." The scientists walk backwards into some bushes.