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New Beds

The park is blasting through space with everyone murmuring. "Quiet, everyone. Muscle Man, status report." Benson said. The dome comes out of warp speed. "I can't believe what just happened!" (Y/n) panicked. "Sureshot? Rawls? Do you think they're...?" Eileen asked. "Let's not think about that now. I'm...I'm sure they're fine." Benson said. "But what's the deal with those Anti-Pops and Anti-(Y/n) guys? Why are they out to get us?" Rigby asked.

"Not us, Pops and (Y/n)." Skips said. "I don't know why they'd be after us. Do they think we owe them money or something?" Pops asked. "I highly doubt that's the reason, Pops." (Y/n) said. "Hmm." Skips said. "What are we going to do?" Anna asked. "We got our coordinates. We should keep going on our mission. Full systems, check." Benson said. "Dome integrity at 100 percent." Muscle Man said. "No damage to engines." Olivia said. "Power systems and shields at full capacity." Fives said. "Whoa, seriously? We didn't get hit at all?" Benson asked. "Wait a sec, it looks like there is one place where we sustained damage." Anna said.

They're now back at the house, where they see that Skips' bed is now dust. "My bed. How did this happen?" Skips asked.

~flashback~

Sureshot shoots and misses, then the bullet goes ricocheting all over the space tree until it hits Skips' bed.

~Present~

"I guess we'll never know." Muscle Man said. "Bah, I need a new bed." Skips said. "You know, I need one too." Benson said. "I never had a bed at the park." Elieen said. "Really?" Olivia asked her. "My bed turned into a computer." (Y/n) said. "Oh yeah." Olivia said, then laughs a little. "Ugh! As if it wasn't enough for them to blow up the space tree and chase us halfway into the next sector, most of us don't have a place to sleep! Before we continue our mission, we're gonna get new beds. Eileen, plot a course to the closest bed store!" Benson said.

"Uh...I'm not 100% sure how to do that." She said. "Eileen, figure out how to plot a course to the closest bed store!" Benson shouted. The gang is now at a giant UMÄK store. "Whoa! This is the biggest UMÄK I've ever seen!" Mordecai said. "I can't wait to have some of their meatballs." Rigby said. "Alright, you guys guard the dome and we'll work on it." Benson said to Muscle Man, Hi-Five Ghost and Olivia. "Alright, Captain Benson, bro!" Muscle Man said. "Let's go." Olivia said. "Maggie? Maggie! Has anybody seen my girlfriend?" A random guy asked.

"Now stick together. We don't wanna get lost." Benson said, and suddenly a giant chicken appears. "Howdy, folks!" The gang screams. "Welcome to UMÄK's intergalactic flagship. Your stores for modern furniture that's not only inexpensive, it's durable, too!" The chicken said. Mordecai and Rigby laugh. "Wooden butt." They laugh again, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "And make sure you check out our cafe and have one of our famous meatball subs! Iiit's meat!" The chicken said. Eileen reads a sign with a photo of a meatball sandwich that says

"IIIIIT'S MEAT?" on the bottom. "What's the question mark for?" She asked. "Nevermind that, here's a map!" The chicken gives Eileen a map and she opens it. "There. Beds. Sector 1-15-Z. Is that far?" Benson asked. "Yes! Now you better get movin'!" Everyone walks away, then a female bounty hunter enters the store reading a catalog. Then, they enter some tubes which resembles the hyperloop. Mordecai and Rigby slide on a sofa that's a piano, then shows two people trying out a lamp. The gang goes through the tubes until they're in the bed section. "Rigby, there's no way I'm buying that bed!" (Y/n) said. Rigby is riding a matress on a roller coaster.

"Oh, come on! It's the thrill you've always wanted on a bed." Pops is looking at an iron bed. "Hmm... I'm not sure about this one. The iron bed scans Pops and makes a hole shaped like him, and Pops tries the bed. Skips is looking at a small bed called "Cot buddy." "This one's cheap, I'll take it." He said. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't just buy the first bed you see. You gotta sleep on it every night. This is one thing you don't skimp on." Benson said.