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Welcome to Space

In outer space, the dome-sealed park rocket comes into view. The gang is groaning. "Looks like the newbies can't handle lightspeed, allow me to introduce you to my compatriots. Toothpick Sally, Recap Robot..." Chance said. "Hello, hi." Recap Robot said. "And yours truly, Chance Sureshot." Chance twirls his blaster and drops it. "We're here. That's the Space Tree, home." He said. "Whoa." The gang said. "Check out all the other domes." Rigby said. "The park dome lands in an empty spot, cut to Col. Ralws' office. "You left these new recruits drifting for how long?!" Col. Rawls asked. "Recruits?" (Y/n) asked.

"Uh, maybe 2 days." Chance said. "2 days?! If you were on time, maybe they wouldn't have been boarded by Reaper bots. Real rookie maneuver, Sureshot. Now get down and give me 300, you miserable sack of space puke." Col. Rawls said. "Uh, yes sir." Chance gets down and starts doing push-ups. "Ahem, as for the rest of you, welcome to space, I'm Colonel Rawls, insert pleasantries here." Col. Rawls said. "Hi. Benson here, quick question, WHAT IS GOING ON?!" Benson asked. Later, everyone is watching an initiation video. "Congrats, new domers. You have been selected to take part in the next frontier in recreation, the SPARK Initiative." A new voice said.

"Spark?" Benson gasps. "Space park." He said. "Shh." Rigby said. "Our operatives on Earth determined you would be a good fit for this mission. Over the next few months, this space station will be your home, you'll train with the best from around the world, then you'll be sent off on your own to explore pristine space wilderness so that this can become this. After that, you'll go to the [BLEEP] system, where you'll protect [BLEEP] as you arrive at [BLEEP]" the voice said. Col. Rawls runs in front of the screen. "Uh, that's classified for now, so who's jazzed about this?" Everyone but Benson cheers. "I see one guy who isn't jazzed." He said.

"So we're being forced to do this?" Benson asked. "Well, this is purely a volunteer mission to benefit mankind." Col. Rawls said. "Well I don't volunteer." Benson leaves the room. "What's his deal?" Anna asked. "Yeah, why can't Benson see that this is gonna be really cool?" Elieen agreed. "He's afraid to try something new." Skips said. "The park wouldn't be the same without him." Pops said. "We gotta get him on board." Rigby said.

Time Skip

"And this here's the barracks," Chance said. "Cool, bunk beds." Rigby said. "Benson, check it out, cool pillows." Mordecai said as he fluffs his out. "Those pillows are not cool at all and neither is space." Benson said. "Actually, Benson, I hate to disagree, but living in space is the definition of cool. I mean, I just got goosebumps saying that." Eileen said. "Um, again; basically kidnapped and forced to do this." Benson said. "What's the matter, Benson? You can have top bunk if you want." Rigby said. "I don't think that's the problem." (Y/n) said. "Oh, the top bunk, now I definitely wanna stay in space. Muscle Man, what about Starla?" Benson asked.

"Starla would be proud, Besides, I know our love will stand the test of time." He holds up a picture of him and Starla signed "Our love will stand the test of time. Starla" and kisses the photo. "Well, Fives, what about Celia?" Benson asked. "Ditto." Fives pulls out a photo of him and Celia signed "Ditto Celia," "I can't believe you people! Those scientists lied to us. MR. MAELLARD LIED TO US!! UGH, I WANNA GO HOME!!!" He storms out.

"This is gonna be harder than we thought." Skips said. "Thank you all for joining me on this tour. If you look to your left, you'll find Jamaican domers doing a little target practice." Recap Robot said. They see one aiming a gun at a poster of a fake alien. "Whoa." The guys said. "Benson, did you see how cool that was?" Fives asked. "Can you believe we get to use these things?" Muscle Man asked, pointing. "Yeah, that's not a safety hazard." Benson said. Next they are shown the Simulation Room,

where they see a fake alien grab two guys by the throat, and lift them into the air. The simulation disappears, and the guy falls to the floor. "And in the simulation room, we can program any scenario to prepare for what you might encounter in space." Recap Robot said. "Cool!" Olivia said. "Wow, that's pretty wild, huh, Benson? Any scenario you might encounter. Think of the possibilities." Skips said as he places a hand on his shoulder. "The only scenario I want to encounter is me going back to my apartment." Benson said. "And finally, this is the food court. Domers and pilots alike come here to hang out and swap stories." Recap Robot said.