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The Brain of Evil

"So, in conclusion, Rawls says we're all due for some R&R, so you guys have this afternoon off." Benson said. "Awesome!" Mordecai said. The trio high five, but then just stand there. "Why are you still here?" Benson asked. "Where else would we go?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, the coffee shop's back on Earth, so we don't have anywhere to hang out." Rigby said, and (Y/n)'s eyes trail to the floor, and the duo instantly notice. "Well, this is where I'm hanging out.

You guys go somewhere else." Benson said. The trio walk away. "And stay out of trouble!" Benson shouted after them. As the trio continue walking, the duo look at (Y/n). "Hey (Y/n)?" Rigby asked. "Hmm?" She asked. "Do... do you miss Sam?" He asked. Her eyes widened, and she looks over at him in surprise. She was not expecting him to ask that. She sighs, and grabs her arm. "May... maybe a little. I mean, I no longer have feelings for him, of course, but he was always a close friend." She replied. Rigby frowns, and puts a comforting paw on her shoulder.

"And then our dome suddenly gets lifted into space, and I never even got to say goodbye." She continued. The duo share a glance. "And who knows how long we're going to be up here. I may never see him again." She said. "Well," Rigby scratches the back of his head nervously. "Look on the bright side! At least you got me and Mordecai! Not to mention your sisters! And we'll always be together!" Rigby smiles at her, and she smiles back. "That's true." She said. The trio walk through a door. "Whoa!" The trio said as they walk in. "It's like a city in here!" Mordecai said, starry eyed, and (Y/n) giggles. The trio approach a small shop with multiple signs hanging on top. One says "caught alive!" Another says "good price." (Y/n) then eyes the red one on top of the door. "You mean the store with the sign that says "don't touch anything?" (Y/n) asked.

"Exactly!" Rigby said. "Why? Just so you can break the rules?" (Y/n) asked, crossing her arms, and Rigby scoffs. "I won't break the rules." He said, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "Sure you won't." She said sarcastically. Rigby crosses his arms. "Okay, you wanna make a bet?" Rigby challenged, and Mordecai groaned. 'Not this again' he thought. (Y/n) smirks. "Sure, how much you willing to wadge?" She asked. Rigby thought hard about this one. "50!" He said. Mordecai's eyes widen. 50?! "50 in money or space creds?" (Y/n) asked. "You pick." Rigby smirks. "Okay, space creds then." She said. "Deal!" Rigby said. "Guys, are you seriously still making bets with each other?" Mordecai asked in disbelief.

"It's part of our friendship Mordecai, deal with it!" Rigby said, and he rolls his eyes. "Whatever you say." The trio then walk into the store. The bell above rings as they open the door and walk in. "Whoa." Rigby said. Suddenly a man named Keith jumps in front of the trio. "Customers?" He asked, and the trio jump in surprise. "Aah!" The trio shouted. "Dude! You almost gave me a heart attack!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "Welcome to the Chow Mein and Don't Touch Anything Store. You may either buy chow mein, or don't touch anything. Do you have credits? Feel free to look around and buy things with your credits. But don't touch anything." Keith said. "We get the idea." (Y/n) said. "He might not though." (Y/n) gestures to Rigby and he growls a little. "I get it! No touching! I'm not an idiot (Y/n)!" He shouted. 'That's debatable.' She thought to herself. Rigby huffs, and walks off.

Mordecai looks at (Y/n) with concern. "You okay?" He asked as he approaches her. "I'm fine, Mordecai." She said. Mordecai then touches a spinning object and and it falls to the floor, and (Y/n) face palms. "Did I just hear you touch something?" Keith asked. "Uh, nope. Just dropping credits on the floor." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) snickers. "Better be credits. Customers coming in and touching things, but don't buy anything. Abah. They drop their credits on the ground, then it's my ground, my credits." The man mumbled. "Guess I should have made the bet with you instead." (Y/n) smirks. Mordecai fakes a laugh. "Very funny." He said. Rigby looked at (Y/n), then turns away. "What is her deal?" He mumbles, then turns to see some curtains and he gasps. "An arcade?" He asked. He pulls the curtains back, but instead he sees a small room with multiple boxes, a cage on the ceiling, and a small tv playing a channel showing chess.