Helluva Boss: ''Helluva Human Kid''

Puppy Love, 🌠 Under the Stars

At 'Infused God'...

The I.M.P crew, Via, and Vortex, arrived at Infused God for dinner after the fun day they had at the B-Damned Mall with Balin, and each other.

Some of the guys were still recovering from the 9D cinema ride they recently went on, but as they walked through the carpark, Moxxie noticed Blitzø slightly more discomforted after being bumped around and out of the coaster car.

"Uh, sir? You all good?" he asked.

"Gah!" shrilled Blitzø, feeling dizzy. "I think, I just saw my life flash through my eyes. And for some reason, it was all white."

"Yeah, he nearly suffocated to death in Marijiana's fur after it pressed against him during the ride." explained Neptune.

"Ah well. Thank Satan that's not the kind of ride I vomit on." the boss spoke normal again in an epic recovery.

"I hate to beg to differ." gagged Moxxie a little. "But you're literally speaking for yourself."

"I'm with you, Moxxie dude." giggled Marijiana as she rubbed her tummy with both paws.

"Yes! Finally!" he shouted. "Someone who agrees with me!"

Neptune just giggled at the imp's goofiness, but mainly because of her girlfriend's gurgling tummy.

"Okay, now I know what I'm ordering." she smiled. "A soda."

"Aww, you know me too well, babe." Marijiana replied softly as she licked Neptune's cheek, like a true love's kiss.

Soon, the entire gang saw Stolas waiting for them out in front of the store, sitting at the table near the door as he twiddled his thumbs.

"Hello, little imps! And gentle giants, too!" he said cheerfully. "It's so wonderfully lovely to see you all again so soon."

He soon noticed someone was out of his birds-eye vision.

"Say, um, where are the others?" he asked before gasping. "Where's Via, for that matter? Did she go to the mortal realm again?"

"Don't worry, Stolas." chuckled Blitzø. "Via's with the other gentle giants. Loonie insisted they'd catch up to us in a little bit, I'm sure they're not too far now."

Soon, Tex picked up the sound of some panting and sprinting coming their way with his hound-like hearing, and soon saw them in plain sight.

"And there she is now, Your Highness." he chuckled in a grin, as everyone looked to see them speeding up.

Balin was on all fours bolting through the street in his hellhound form, while Via was in her owl form racing him towards the fast-food chain.

"You better run faster, little puppy!" she giggled. "The owl's gonna beat you!"

"OK!" laughed the boy.

Meanwhile, Loona was also running with the two as she video-taped the race from far behind and chuckled at the fun.

Soon, as Balin put on more speed than he could, one of his claws eventually gave way, making Via the champion as she landed in front of the others at first place. Meanwhile, the boy just took a tumble into the wall of a store next to Infused God.

Loona then stopped running and gasped at what had happened. "Balin?!"

The boy then dizzily walked over to the gang with bones flying around his head.

"Everybody needs good neighbours...!" he sang before falling into Loona's arms, as everyone laughed.

"Oh, you've gotta post that video on Hell's Funniest Home Videos." chuckled Blitzø as everyone else kept laughing.