Episode 2: Cook Out
Bey pov
June 9th
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The kids have been out of school for 3 days and I'm already ready to send their ass BACK.
G: mom can we go skiing
B: no
G: can we go climb a mountain
B: no
G: can we go to the moon
B: can you go away?
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S: mom! Mom!
B: what
S: look
B: no
S: MOM LOOK! you're not looking...MOM!
B: WHAT
He jumps in the pool.
B: get the hell out my face
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Ka: mom! Mooom! MOM
B: WHAT
Ka: do you have some m-
B: NO
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Bl: mom can I-
B: no!
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Kh: m-
B: ughh
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G: mom mom
B: Giselle please leave me alone
G: why are you hiding?
Beyoncé doesn't respond.
G: mom mom mommmmm!
B: that's not my name go away
G: BEYONCÉ
I cut my eyes to her.
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And all that's happened TODAY. I've truly never met anyone more annoying than the little niggas I pushed out!! This shit is ridiculous, I don't know how teachers put up with this shit!
So of course I went to my wife to complain.
B: babe!
O: yes?
She was laying on the couch reading a book. I crawled on top of her.
B: we needa do something about all these people living in our house!
O: our kids?
B: yea them niggas
She chuckled.
O: what's wrong
B: they won't leave me alone
O: aw it's because they love you
B: how do I make it stop?
She chuckled.
O: baby they're just probably bored you're the one that usually plays with them
B: me chasing them around with a belt is not us playing
O: well play with them!
B: so grab the belt?
O: no! Blow up the moon bounce or have a water fight with them
B: ughhhh
O: if you tire them out they'll go to sleep then me and you would finally have so alone time and maybe you can tire me out too
She rubbed on my chest slowly. I smirked.
B: mmh that sounds like a good deal
O: well if you wanna have enough time for roleplay you better start now
B: ou you're right, love you honey
O: love you baby
I kissed her then ran off to the kids. They were in blue's room sitting around with long faces. It's funny cus they purposely gathered in blue's room knowing she hates it.
B: hey what's with the long faces?
S: mm..genetics?
B: shut up. Do you guys wanna do something fun?
Kh: like what??
B: hm I don't know..maybe a cookout!?
Kids: YES
B: just us tho I don't wanna add to the problem
S: can we play in the water!??
B: absolutely! You better get changed and suited up now cus we're gonna have a water gun fight!
S: yes!
B: and we'll blow up the bouncy house
G: yay!
K: can mom make table nachos??
B: that doesn't sound sanitary but yes!
K: okay let's go get dressed!
The kids hurried to change and I helped onika with the food. By help I mean stand behind her while she cooks and grab her booty frequently. While also drinking wine and entertaining her.
Then the real fun started. I chased the kids around with a water gun, pushed Khalil in the pool, jumped in the bouncy house with the kids, and whooped sir's ass in football. I can say I did enjoy playing with my kids even though they are the most stressful parts of my day all the time.
O: FOOD!
S: yess!
We all ran to the table soaking wet. Onika was about to go inside but I pulled her by her waist stopping her.
B: where you going?
O: to get you guys some towels, I'm coming back
B: Kay, give me a kiss first
She leaned down a bit to give me a kiss.
G: ewww! Not at the table
B: yes at the table! I can kiss my wife wherever I want!
Ka: yea it's pride month!
Onika chuckled going inside. She came back out with towels, we dried off a bit then started eating the table nachos? They were actually pretty good, definitely not sanitary but the kids enjoyed it so I guess it's cool.
After eating the kids took showers and were out like a light. Now for my reward; me knocking my wife out like a light next.
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Keeping up with The Carters
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
