Keeping up with The Carters

Bad Romance S3E3

Episode 3: Bad Romance
Omniscient pov
June 11th
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Blue had been acting... weird. Not bad weird, sweet weird. Too sweet. First it started with

Bl: Mom, do you need help with the dishes?"

Beyoncé slowly turned from the sink, suspicious.

B: You want to help me?

Bl: mhm

B: with the dishes?

Bl: mhm

B: something that involves physical labor?

Bl: yes?

B: are you okay honey? You feeling well?

Beyoncé put her dry hand on blue's forehead feeling her temperature.

Bl: yea I'm fine?

B: well did you... break something?

Bl: No?

B: kill your brother?

Bl: which one?

B: either

Bl: no

B: wait a minute...OH MY GOSH ARE YOU PREGNANT!??

Bl: What!??

Ka: who's pregnant??

B: YOUR SISTER

Ka: damn did you abort it yet or?

Bl: I'm not pregnant

Ka: oh then who's pregnant, you mom?

B: girl please I tied my tubes and took birth control I don't know how the hell your sister got here but it sure wasn't on purpose

Bl: okay I'm standing right here?

B: yea stop deflecting what's up with you lately is it a boy?

Bl: huh? What- no! Kalani!

Ka: what- I didn't even say anything??

Bl: then it was probably sir big fat mouth!!

B: what!? So there is a boy? Why didn't you tell me!?? I'm offended

Bl: why would I?

B: why wouldn't you!?? IM COOL??

Bl: right... um mom no offense but this is just something you tell your older sister not your older..mom

B: what!!? I'm not old!?? Your father's old!

Ka: you go to bed at 9 o clock

B: shut up you failed your learner permit like 4 times

Ka: MOM???

Beyoncé pushed Kalani aside following blue throughout the house.

B: now blue who is this guy tell me something pleaseeeee

Bl: okay fine only because I know you'll harass me for the rest of the week if I won't tell you

Beyoncé nods her head excessively.

Bl: his name is Cameron

B: Cameron! What he look like??

Bl: mom

B: I got all night

Blue huffs grabbing her phone to show bey a picture of Cameron. Beyoncé smile slowly drops.