Episode 16: The Great War of Clean vs. Dirty
Beyoncé pov
March 7th
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Tonight was a rare night for me and nika, we finally get to go out child free! and we're determined to enjoy it. I had on my platinum blonde wig with loose curls, I wore a skin tight black dress the stopped slightly past my a** with my knee high black heels.
B: I look hot
O: you do
B: like I'm about to steal somebody's man
O: maybe not that hot
I chuckled going over to kiss her.
B: your my man
O: mm noo I don't think so
We both laughed. Once she was done putting on her jewelry it was time to go. I wouldn't dare leave them in my house alone so I called over Jayden and Zaina to watch them. I don't give a damn how old they are.
We went out in the living room to kiss the kids before leaving.
B: come on come on kisses
We kissed and hugged both of the twins but blue was missing.
B: BLUE
Bl: YES?
B: WE BOUTTA GO
Bl: OKAY?
B: GIRL COME DOWNSTAIRS
Bl: ughhhh!
Blue came downstairs with an attitude.
Bl: I was making a tiktok
B: okay a hug and a kiss will only take two seconds
We gave her a hug and kiss before picking up our purses and heading to the door.
O: okay love you guys
B: love you
Kids: love you too
Z: are we getting paid for this?
B: no
Zaina smacked her teeth.
O: please don't burn the house down
B: or kill each other
I said walking out the door.
S: can we kill the neighbors
O&B: NO!
S: aw man
~ Omniscient pov ~
Beyoncé and onika shut the door leaving. Jayden blew his breath knowing this was about to be hell.
J: I'm going in the basement don't do anything stupid
Z: I'm gonna go play in mom's closet
She smirked.
As soon as the two left, the rest of the kids were already back to their usual chaos. Gigi and Sir sat on the floor with their toys, deep in debate.
G: Cleanliness is next to godliness
Gigi declared, straightening her doll's perfectly brushed hair.
S: why would you wanna be God? He literally has to take care of the whole world
G: shut up it's a saying
S: saying what
G: that clean is the best!
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Keeping up with The Carters
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
