Episode 3: Today ain't the Day!
Onika pov
January 6th
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Beyonce's alarm goes off.
B: oh my goshhhhh! Please noo
She rolls around in bed whining.
O: baby
B: no!
O: it's okay honey let's just get up and get the day over with it!
B: lord just take me now
O: oh?
Onika looks at the camera.
Confessional
B: not to sound sucidical or anything but I'm SICK of waking up.
Mondays are hard yes, but oh man they don't tell you about those Fridays.. In my house Fridays are usually the days my family decides to give up, they're just done with the week. Now I don't mind my kids taking mental health days but d*mn it the school is threatening to send us to court so their a** is going! As for my wife..
O: it's okay baby just one more day
B: Onika I can't TAKE one more day
O: you got this come on
B: no just leave me here to die
Onika takes a deep breath in before she walks to the bathroom.
O: okay
I don't have the energy just yet to deal with my big baby. So I went to the bathroom and did my morning routine then I went to wake the kids. I don't know who I should start with, the kicking and screaming or the attitudes.. Well I guess I can ease into it.
O: khalil good morning, time to get up baby
He heavily groaned.
Kh: bro I'm about to kill myself
O: woah!??
Confessional
O: the suicidal levels in this house are on an all time high right now..I'm getting a worried.
O: blue sweetie it's time to wake up
I kid you not she started tossing and turning in her bed manically screaming.
O: yes love your excitement, kalani wake up baby
Ka: leave me alone
She rolled over placing the covers over her head. I knew today would be tough, coming back from break on a Friday.. this was clearly a set up. But I'll give the big kids some time to stretch and wake themselves up in the meantime I'll be go in the battlefield, the twins room. Pray for me yall.
O: rising sh-
S: NO!
O: glad to see you're up now let's go brush our teeth
He started screaming kicking as soon as I tried to pick him up so I put him back down. I started inching over to Giselle.
G: don't you dare
O: guys please get up..don't make me call mama
S: call her
Onika sighs looks to the camera.
O: okay I didn't wanna have to do this..
I quickly grabbed Giselle by her legs with her kicking and screaming and threw her in the bathroom barricading the door. Sir ran out the room soon as he got the chance so I swiftly ran after him.
S: NOOOOO
I grabbed him and he held on to the stair railing. I nearly fell pulling him off, I headed to back to the bathroom then locked the door. I held one down as I brushed the other's teeth and I got bit a few times but it's fine. After that I had to pin them down and lock their bedroom door to get them dressed. Every time I would put one layer on they took another off but you gotta keep going! Eventually they were dressed and all I had to do was their hair but they ended up running off. I winced standing back up, they got me good a few times with those hits! I decided to go check in the big kids and of course they were in the same spot I left them in so I had to drag them out of bed too. They eventually stopped fighting it and got themselves together. All three of them were wearing hoodies and sweats, even blue! Hell I was surprised.
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Keeping up with The Carters
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
