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    Black Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.

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    Beyonce's apology party S2E17

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    Episode 17: Beyonce's apology party
    Bey pov
    March 19rd   
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    B: do I have to go?
    O: yes! It's for you!??
    B: this is stupid!
    O: it is not stupid, it's a good way to start the year
    Onika had this bright a** idea to throw an 'apology dinner party' so I can apologize to our friends and neighbors. 
    B: I don't even know why I have to apologize, those motherf*ckers should be apologizing to ME!
    The doorbell rung.
    O: oh shut up and get the door
    Beyonce walked to the door to open it then scrunched her face up when she saw her guest. 
    B: mmch Lauren?? What am I apologizing to Lauren for!?
    Beyonce looked back to Onika who was coming to greet everyone.
    L: hello to you too Beyonce 
    B: mm
    O: hey Lauren
    L: hey girl
    B: Mariah!?? Oh h*ll no!
    O: oh h*ll yes, you're gonna apologize 
    B: over my dead body!
    Confessional:
    B: the reason why I don't f*ck with Mariah is because I invited her to MY birthday party and she had the audacity to show up 10 mins late just so she can have her grand entrance at MY party! Then everyone started cheering for her when she walked in and the b*tch had the nerve to sing a song! B*tch! Hello???
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    M: hi Onika 
    O: heyy
    B: hi to you too!
    M: Beyonce 
    B: Mariah! You can get out!
    O: no no
    Beyonce gasped.
    B: you invited Tisha?? 
    T: hi Beyonce 
    She smirked tilting her head stepping closer to Beyonce.
    B: woah what you stepping up to me for?? JULIUS! Come pat her down!
    O: no no no! Tisha you can come in
    Onika grabbed Beyoncé hand pulling her beside her.
    B: I bet she got gun
    Tisha bucked at Beyonce making her jump back before walking in.
    B: see! Pat her down!!
    O: would you behave yourself!
    Confessional:
    B: you know that one person who can probably beat your a**...that's Tisha, do I care? No!
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    B: okay is that it?
    O: no one more
    Titan came in with Kelly smirking.
    B: oh h*ll no 
    Beyonce closed the door. 
    O: no bey!
    Onika opened the door letting them inside. 
    Ti: hi ugly!
    B: I- he's literally starting with me!??
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