Episode 8: swimming's for losers who can't afford yachts
Bey POV
Wednesday
Jay: I got a new pancake recipe it's game changing
B: sure
Jay: here try one
I ripped off a piece of the pancake. It was actually really good but he's my ex husband so I have to hate on him.
B: I mean..I've had better from Giselle easy bake oven
Jay: N*GGA YOU CANT COOK AT ALL!?
B: OK MY WIFE COOKS
He shook his head laughing.
B: I love having a wife. She's so hot
I smiled swinging my feet, I love talking about my wife.
Jay: oh here we go
B: shut up she makes better pancakes than you!
Jay: we can have a cooking battle tonight!
B: okay I can be the judge
Jay: no you're gonna pick her
B: of course I'm gonna pick her she's the love of my life
Jay: oh goshhh you're so pussy whipped
I smacked my teeth.
B: I am not!
N: beyyy
I squealed getting up running to the room. I been waiting for her to wake up for about an hour now.
B: hii baby
She held a frown on her face making me frown.
B: what's wrong sweet cakes
My hands wrapped around her waist pulling her in.
N: I overheard your mom tell Kelly you baby me too much
She whined.
B: cus you're my baby
N: nooo!
I blew my breath.
B: it doesn't matter what they think I like you
N: you better!
Her whining quickly turned into sass.
B:yes maam
Not gon lie that turned me on. She noticed because my eyes got darker and a smirk formed on my face.
N: omg cut it out!
Later at the beach
We finally arrived to the beach an hour later than we planned but sh*t we made it here! Once we set up our little spot we let the kids run wild while the adults stayed under a tent. We had food, drinks, shade, books, and slushes with alcohol in them so we were fine. I wanted to lay up under my wife but she didn't think it would be appropriate since we're both in bikinis and are infront of my mom.
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Keeping up with The Carters
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
