Episode 15: Bey Pov
Tuesday morning
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O: BABE
B: YEA?
O: can you take over I needa finish getting ready
B: kay
I rolled off the bed putting my phone in my back pocket and headed to the kitchen.
B: what am I doing
O: ok so the pancake mix is already made just pour it in and the sausage is almost done
B: wait what?? I thought you meant help with the kids
O: that would also be lovely from time to time but no I meant with breakfast
B: you know I can't cook!
O: all you need to do is pour it in the waffle maker and watch it!
B: that's a lot
O: do it Giselle
She said firmly.
I blew my breath walking around the island. The sausage looked like they were doing their thing on the stove so I grabbed the pancake mix.
B: why is the pancake mix yellow?
O: it's supposed to be..? I put eggs in there
I gasped.
B: why would you do that!
O: I been doing that??
B: I don't like eggs
O: you can't even taste them!
B: you're trying to kill me
I poured the mix into the waffle maker.
B: is it supposed to be smoking?
O: yes that means it's cooking
B: okay
O: did you check on the sausage
B: yea they look fine
O: Beyonce take them off the stove!
B: you said watch them!
O: Beyonce please it's one of them days where I'll slap the sh*t outta you and ask questions later
I rolled my eyes.
I took the sausage off the stove and started getting plates out.
Gigi: hi mama
B: hi baby
S: why are you cooking
B: you don't have to eat
S: MOM! MAMA SAID SHES GONNA STRAVE ME
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Keeping up with The Carters
HumorBlack Sitcom of the life of famous celebrity Beyonce trying to coparent with her ex husband Jay Z and her current wife Onika.
