Keeping up with The Carters

Pop goes Paparazzi! S2E23

Episode 23: Pop goes Paparazzi!
Bey pov
May 7th  
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Blue was pacing the kitchen in her cheer uniform like she was getting ready to deliver a TED Talk instead of go to school.

The second she made eye contact with me she ran over. I tried to walk away but she quickly grabbed me.

Bl: mom!

I threw ny head back.

B: I should've stayed in my room

Bl: I can't go to school today!

B: yes you can! Blue I'm not going to jail for yall!!

Bl: mom pleaseee this girl wants to fight me!

B: okay??

Bl: why me?! I didn't even do anything!?

B: well what happened

Bl: All I did was try to help her in English class! I told her, her lashes looked like they were messed up

B: girl I would fight you too!

Bl: what! I was helping why does she wanna fight me!?

Kalani raised an eyebrow from the island, still chewing her cereal.

K: Blue that was shade

Bl: I wasn't trying to throw shade!

B: well now you gotta fight her

Bl: what?? no! Do you see my hair and nails! Does it look like I fight!??

K: you better look like it before school starts

Bl: I'm a cheerleader! not a UFC fighter

B: well cheerleader you better learn to back that mouth up before you get hit in it

Bl: can't we call the cops or something?? This has to be against school policies

B: no blue you're gonna go up there and fight her!

Bl: mom!???

B: This is character development! Trust me you'll learn how to defend yourself or atleast stop getting yourself in these predicaments and you'll thank me

Bl: IM GONNA CALL CPS AND TELL THEM YOU DONT FEED US!

B: mm, that's why that lil girl gon whoop your ass later on!

I grabbed a mug to pour me a cup of coffee until the caffeine police came in.

O: bey what did the doctor say

She said in a warning tone.

B: your spouse can make your trip to the grave quicker

I mumbled.

O: what?

B: nothing

With a dramatic sigh, I dumped the coffee down the drain. I stared at it for a second. RIP my n*gga.

Then I turned to Blue.

B: so what you gon do

Bl: I'm not fighting her!

B: why you so scared??

Bl: I don't know how to fight!!

I smacked my teeth.

B: come on stand up, Kalani go get the boxing gloves

Bl: alright

K: here