Keeping up with The Carters

Do you know who I am!?? S2E13

Episode 13: Do you know who I am!??
Beyonce's pov
February 22nd
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B: YALL BETTER COME ON BEFORE I PULL OFF AND YALL BE HOME BY YASELF

Kids: NOOO

I chuckled getting inside the car. As soon as I saw them run outside I pretended I was gonna pull off, the twins started crying. I put the car in park and unlocked the doors.

B: see when mama says to do something you do it!

They nodded. I chuckled, I wasn't gonna leave my babies I just wanted to scare them a little bit so they a** know to listen to me the first time!! But anyways we were going on a family trip to Ocean City for blue's cheer competition. We supposed to be hitting the road right now but we waiting on Jay ugly a** to meet us here and for nika to get in the car.

B: where the hell is ya mama, she about to get l- oh

Right in the middle of me talking sh*t she came out. The twins ran out the car to go snitch to her. I chuckled rolling my eyes. She came up to my window with both of them on her hip.

O: what did you do??

B: I didn't do anything!

O: why are they crying did you hit them???

O: Girl no! Your kids are just as dramatic as you

O: whatever

Jay pulls up.

J: get out

B: what am I getting out for?? You get in!

J: we're not taking this tiny a** car bey

B: n*gga my car cuter than your big a** tow truck!

J: bey come on

B: no!

J: okay

He got the kids out and switched them to his car and onika traitor a** hopped in as well! Meanwhile I stayed my a** in the driver seat until he literally dragged me out the car!

B: N*GGA

J: STOP FIGHTING IT

B: MOVE PEDOPHILE!

He smacked his teeth.

J: I had consent everytime!

B: shut up!

J: and you initiated the sex with your freak a**!

B: I-

I turned around and looked him before getting inside the car.

B: and where the hell were you!?

O: in the heat

I rolled my eyes at her smart remark.

Few hours later

We were finally in Ocean City, it was still pretty early so we couldn't check in just yet. We ended up going to Walmart to get some snacks for the kids and to kill some time.

Kh: meet you at the register?

B: wha- this is supposed to be a family trip!

Ka: girl we have all weekend! Come on Khalil

B: please don't get us kicked out

Ka: mhm

Kalani pov

I grabbed my iPad then we walked off in the store. We were just strolling down every aisle until Khalil came up with an idea.

Kh: what if we go up to old white folks and be like pick a number between 1-10 then whatever number they say we be like you won this free item and then let them walk out with it